Got your shed yet?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:50, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I'm on shed-find
What size shed should I get?
What features am I looking for?

Help me shed community, you're my only hope....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

get one with a secret panel at the back so you can hide all the bondage gear when your neighbour pops around to borrow a shovel.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)

But what if I wish to perform bondage with the neighbours?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)

You can hide your shovel in there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:00, Reply)

*notes down*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)

LOL Star Trek

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

The biggest one you can afford/fit in the garden without causing a divorce.
After that it depends if you want storage, workshop, mancave, or a combination of those.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

My garden is 100' long so I can fit quite a big shed easily enough
It'll be for all of the above
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Same size as my cock then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:00, Reply)

+mm

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Err, gay!!!!
When I mention my cock, posting 'mm' afterwards is not perhaps advised.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:13, Reply)

mm not mmm
Very important detail

So stop sending me THOSE pics please
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Just don't show it to the girl next door.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Needs probably min 20-30A electrics with RCD
so can safely run a heater as well as other stuff.
And/or a wood-burner. Double doors good too.
Prob is new a 20x10 shed is 1000-1500 quid or so. Ebay etc worth a look if you can get transport.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Make your own, with hammers.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)

This was an idea

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)

freebies.about.com/od/homegardenfreebies/tp/free-shed-plans.htm
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:11, Reply)

cool

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Mine is 8' x 6'. Should have gone for 10' x 8' with hindsight.
Mine is on a self levelling base frame on top of gravel. You could put it on to paving stones.

Worth getting a tongue & groove one rather than lapboard; more durable and better at keeping the moisture at bay.

Double doors make it easier to get large objects in & out.

Windows are a must. I've also got solar powered lighting in mine.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Cool
SHED CHAT!

They seem to be fucking expensive though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

whittle one from a tree

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)

I do not have a tree

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:03, Reply)

i see

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:03, Reply)

It's an investment in your sanity.
I know mine is.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:03, Reply)

I also need to rebuild the greenhouse
The wood is rotten but the brick base and walls are fine, as are the windows. I intend to be growing lots
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)

simply plant some vines, grow them around the current structure then poison them
leaving a natural shell as a greenhouse
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Genius

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Or for a faster build, bamboo

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Try local recycling websites
often people give away unwanted greenhouses,get a metal one instead?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)

I'll most likely need a custom one to fit on the bricks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:13, Reply)