Darth, you don't even know what a miner is. You just heard it on a programme about the 70s once.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:19, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

They wear candles on their hats and murder canaries, or something.

( Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:20, Reply)

I grew up in Nottingham in the 80s FFS
My infant school was down a mine. You try answering 2 + 2 by drawing a 4 on a rock wall with some coal. You don't know you're born. Etc.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)

that must have been well shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:27, Reply)

The North. It's grim.

( Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Grimm? Luxury!
We couldn't afford stories when I were a lad, etc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)

You know things are hard at home
when East Anglia seems like an improvement.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Home? Luxury!
You can do the rest yourself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)

I shan't. I come from Surrey.
I have a man to do that for me.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Shit? Luxury!
We had to store it up until our allotted five minutes above the surface when we could visit the local turdpile to deposit our effluence.

And that's how Derby came to be.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:29, Reply)

so do you have a Northern accent?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Nah
Well, I mean, I can pronounce bath correctly, but not by Yorkshire standards I don't. The Notts accent is a sort of watered-down Yorks and sounds a bit rank, I tried to avoid it and ended up sounding like a posh miner.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)

By your home standards, perhaps not
But if you were ever to speak to Nakers, all he would hear would be something like "One on't cross beams gone owt askew on't treddle"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Hahahahahaha
"Speak to Nakers", good one sir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:43, Reply)

:(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:44, Reply)

i actually can't translate this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:44, Reply)

It's in vegetarian
I can only understand half of it myself. Damn delicious fish.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:47, Reply)