When did you last clean your washing machine with soda crystals and vinegar?
When did you last buy new pants?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:11, 62 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i bought new pants just before christmas, they are too small really
never cleaned my washing machine with soda crystals
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Christ alive Al, really?
THIS is your new thread?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Embrace it Monty.
EMBRACE IT!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:16, Reply)

I'm trying, Al, really I am.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Never.
My last new pants were to my shame bought by my girlfriend. In my defense she did destroy about 6 in the washing machine so it was ok.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)

mrs Badmons always buys me pants

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I get mine in my Xmas stocking from my mother.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Is that not hairdryers?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:17, Reply)

I BOUGHT PANTS ON SATURDAY!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)

things are looking up already!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)

If I lived in Oxford and knew about your predicament
I'd have brought my battery booster over. But I don't and I didn't.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:16, Reply)

I avoid having to do either
by not shitting my pants then putting them in the washer
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)

I last bought pants two days ago
as I found myself staying somewhere an extra day unexpectedly having not budgeted for clean underwear :O

They are burgundy with orange edging. I feel like I'm straight out of the seventies when I wear them. They're not Y fronts, though. I do have some self respect left.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)

I always pack an extra pair of pants whenever I go anywhere
even if it's just to my parents overnight.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:16, Reply)

In case you shit yourself

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:16, Reply)

To allow himself the freedom to shit himself.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:18, Reply)

the rejected 17th Amendment

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Y fronts would go better with your brown cardigan though.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:17, Reply)

I'm starting to dress more and more like the guy from Fingermouse
as I age. It's lucky I'm so rakishly average-looking or it might interfere with my lack of ability to pull women!
( Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:18, Reply)

mouse ing class
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:19, Reply)

I reckon Yoffy had the pick of the birds at the peak of his Fingermouse fame.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:22, Reply)

"Twitch his nose for me again! "

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:25, Reply)

This is the most middle class thing I've ever read
It's making me want to say something about miners' strikes by way of reaction
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Darth, you don't even know what a miner is. You just heard it on a programme about the 70s once.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:19, Reply)

They wear candles on their hats and murder canaries, or something.

( Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:20, Reply)

I grew up in Nottingham in the 80s FFS
My infant school was down a mine. You try answering 2 + 2 by drawing a 4 on a rock wall with some coal. You don't know you're born. Etc.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)

that must have been well shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:27, Reply)

The North. It's grim.

( Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Grimm? Luxury!
We couldn't afford stories when I were a lad, etc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)

You know things are hard at home
when East Anglia seems like an improvement.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Home? Luxury!
You can do the rest yourself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)

I shan't. I come from Surrey.
I have a man to do that for me.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Shit? Luxury!
We had to store it up until our allotted five minutes above the surface when we could visit the local turdpile to deposit our effluence.

And that's how Derby came to be.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:29, Reply)

so do you have a Northern accent?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Nah
Well, I mean, I can pronounce bath correctly, but not by Yorkshire standards I don't. The Notts accent is a sort of watered-down Yorks and sounds a bit rank, I tried to avoid it and ended up sounding like a posh miner.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)

By your home standards, perhaps not
But if you were ever to speak to Nakers, all he would hear would be something like "One on't cross beams gone owt askew on't treddle"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Hahahahahaha
"Speak to Nakers", good one sir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:43, Reply)

:(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:44, Reply)

i actually can't translate this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:44, Reply)

It's in vegetarian
I can only understand half of it myself. Damn delicious fish.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:47, Reply)

you obviously missed "hoummus gate" then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:20, Reply)

I did
The mind boggles, and then quickly moves on to thinking about something else
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)

woah woah, who washes washing machines?
next you'll be telling me you wash towels and hoover vacuum cleaners
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Or watches the watchmen.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Or mods the mods

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I'm clicking this

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:30, Reply)

i watched it, I liked the bit with boobies
and when that guy punched that other guy in the face
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)

I used a bleach solution about a month ago
I bought a pair or two right before I got laid off
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Have you managed to get another job yet Kristine?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:41, Reply)

She sells her used pants on the internet.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:42, Reply)

I hadn't considered this
imagine how many used pants you could fit in fort knox
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:43, Reply)

*imagines*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:44, Reply)

not looking currently
I need to do my resume but the thought of it just destroys my soul
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:57, Reply)

you should have invested in gold, pants aren't going to hold their value

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:42, Reply)

I wish I'd invested in gold pants when I had the chance

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:44, Reply)

I got in just before the Kylie boom of the early Nineties
made a killing. Unfortunately I invested some of the profits in platform shoes, lost the lot.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Ah shame
Well that's why they call it speculation I guess.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:50, Reply)

I never buy them
I, as is common knowledge, am a renter.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:43, Reply)

I'm sure you've heard it all before, but you know you are only funding someone else's pants by doing this, don't you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:46, Reply)

I know, I'm effectively flushing money down the toilet each month
but I get the flexibility of changing my pants when I want to change them.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Is it not stressful though knowing that you could be given notice to get out of your pants at any time?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:50, Reply)

NEW SHIT THREAD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:48, Reply)