Mrs badmons once saw a manky pigeon in the street and commented on how ugly it was to her friend
It seemed that the pigeon heard her an it forlornly lifted it's head to look at her with it's one remaining eye as if to question why someone would kick a bird hen it was down.

At that moment and taxi slowly rolled over it.

Mrs Badmons felt really guilty
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:56, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I saw a duck in the middle of the A1
Half of it had been run over and the remaining half was quacking frantically to move out of the way but it was too squished to move itself :o(

I HATE THAT DUCK. IT HAUNTS ME
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Thanks "Cuddles"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)

click

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)

T was indeed TJ

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)

While reading that, I could hear this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6ZDsUGiGqM
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Whatever happened to Simon Bates.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Yewtree, I expect

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Oh piss

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Currently cowering behind locked doors hoping that officers working on Operation Yewtree don't come a'knocking?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)

If you ate meat you'd have been able to post that faster and would thus not look like and Andrew Marr prick.
Just sayin'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Oh man!
I so wish your mrs was on here instead of you. Her stories are about a billion times better than yours.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)

:o(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 11:05, Reply)