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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I am in the pub.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:45,
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latest was 13 years ago)
You walked into a bar?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:46,
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You spend more time in the pub than Windy does
you raging alcoholic.
afternoon.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:47,
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I'm going to be honest B3th, I'm worried about him
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:48,
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I couldn't give a fuck about him
but I worry about anyone in his near vicinity.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:51,
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his alcohol fuelled rage would be terrifying if it wasn't like watching a toddler have a tantrum
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:53,
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I don't know about that
last time I went drinking with him he kept crying about how he'd had four shandies and how the wife was going to deck him for being hammered.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 17:11,
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You lying cunt.
It was two pints.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 17:19,
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Sorry mate.
I was trying to big you up.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 17:20,
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Alright.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:49,
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shove a barstool up your cock end and shit out some peanuts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:47,
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Some of these seem to explain Stunned
humorcouch.com/scumbag-booze/
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 17:09,
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