wanna see the worst spam ever?
Hi there,
How are you doing?
I'm pleased to share my good experience with you...:)
I've bought an iPad mini for myself last week!!lol
It's amazing, even beyond my imagination!!
This is the shop i got the iPad mini: tell them you heard the news from me, they may offer you free shipping or some discounts for sure. lol
And i watched the movie The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, I really love this movie, I expect when the next one will be shown lol
Next month i will do some trip to the country side.
Best regards.
Sincerely Yours: (my secretary's name)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:37, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

your secretary is spamming you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:38, Reply)

she has never said the word LOL in her life, i can guarantee that
nor does she sign her emails Initial.Surname instead of just her name...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:44, Reply)

You know something
that e-mail may not have been from her
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:45, Reply)

don't be ridiculous
aliens drugged her and made her type it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Thanks god for that otherwise my mum emailed me about viagra the other week

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Nope, That one was from your mum

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)

it was embarrassing when i couldn't get it up for her

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Damn them floppy collars
Damn them to hell
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)

so long as they match his cuffs

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)

i'll gaz you a pic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

marvellous it's cock o'clock

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)

6:30 by the sound of it

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)

You need to sack your IT people.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)

nah this was her personal account

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Hook a brother up yo' dawg' !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Woah there
Don't knock doing some trip to the countryside until YOU'VE done some trip to the countryside.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:38, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:44, Reply)

'Next month i will do some trip
Best regards.
Sincerely Yours: Ben Fogle'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)