I'm gonna throw a curveball here and say the best bacon sandwich has mayo and avacardo.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:50, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Also I read "just use your common sense and don’t eat "
"just use your gammon sense and don’t eat "
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)

avacados are wrong on all levels

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Shut up, you're dead to me, this is the first time I've ever seen you post, but you, my friend, have just made an enemy for life.
Nah', only kiddin', you're intitled to a wrong opinion.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)

hahaha
i don't like the texture
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)

They need to be ripe, it's like eating solidifide cream.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)

there's about 300 calories in an avocado
fuck that, if i'm going to eat 300 calories, it's going to be fucking chocolate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)

It's the good kind though isn't it? like no trans-fats or whatever.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)

it's still a waste of calories
fruit should be negative calories to thank you for eating it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Hasn't calorie counting been widely disregarded as 'fucking stupid' now?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)

sort of
if you live by it without looking at what's in the calories then fuck yes. 1000 calories of mars bar is fucking thick. but as a general rough guide to how much you're eating, it's always going to make sense.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Well I would say that, generally speaking, eating avocados would be a good thing as part of a healthy balanced diet.
One a day would be more conducive to working, resting and playing than a Mars bar.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:10, Reply)

the problem is
that mars bars are tastier than avocados. stupid chocolate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)

It's nice with banana
Just sayin'
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)

*boakes*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

FINE

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

i heard rumours that you were a wrong'un
but i didn't realise it went this deep
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

What's not to like?
Except for people that don't like bananas or avacados.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:00, Reply)

avocado is rank
even guacamole must be kept far away from nachos

bananas are good though, you can have that one
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:03, Reply)

hold up now what the hell?
Have you ever tried filling the stone-hole with a strong vinegar and then sprinkling some salt? That works well.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)

I haven't, but I will
Want something very unusual, sprinkle some balsamic vinegar and black pepper on a strawberry....go on, give it a go.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)

I know that one very well =)
I don't like the black pepper side of things behind it though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Ah, fair enough
Cheese, coffee and honey?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:03, Reply)

oh yeah red fruit and balsamic are great together

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)

They sure are
You know what else goes together well? Fish and chips.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:03, Reply)

you're shitting me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Try it and see if I'm lying

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Vinaigrette, surely?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Did you get this idea from Annabel Karmel's cook book for weaning?
Both my kids fucking loved avocado with banana.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)

So did mine!
Hmm...maybe. Having two kids only a year apart tends to turn your brain to mush after a while.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)

There are six years between my two and my brain is pretty mushy and all.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)

brain cock
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Haha
One of our friends was bitching about someone they know that had two babies really close together "I mean, who gets pregnant while they're looking after a baby??"
My missus piped up "Erm....me?"
Awkward....
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)

there is something to be said for cracking on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:10, Reply)

We wanted two, and didn't see the point in waiting
Apart from anything else, Mrs Hats wants to go back to work at some point.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:11, Reply)

It was tough to start with
but now they hang out together, it's great.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Pros and cons either way.
You took the pain in one hit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Definitely

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)

imma throw it back at you and ask what do jewish people know about good bacon?
about as much as we veggies, i'd wager...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)

You won't find a real jew who doens't absolutly love a bacon'n'egg bagel.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

we have a bible in the office for swears
i will check genesis and report back
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

We wouldn't have demanded that Pharos Let Our People Go if we got a good bacon sarney for breakfast.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)

you should so write the book of gonz
it would be a refreshing change to slip it in right at the end of the old testament, just before jesus came along. mix that shit right up.

and the ten commandments:

thou shalt eat bacon
thou shalt shag thy neighbour's wife
and his hot daughter

etc
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)