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the Anti-placid threadMy job has changed under my feet and is now a bit shit, is your job shit?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:38,
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you are so perfect in every way batteredyour girl prolly would have married you, preggers or not
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:45,
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I'm trapped here for the time being at least.I justy have to endure it for at least a couple more years. I can't risk changing jobs and it 'not working out' - it's simply not an option.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:47,
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Remeber the good old days, where you at least had the potential to tell your boss to go fuck themselves anbd walk out?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:48,
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Yes.They ended 5 years ago.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:49,
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me too!best day ever leaving my last job, you don't realise how much it gets you down until the weight is lifted!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:51,
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Oh I don't know - I have a pretty good idea how much this shit gets me down :o((
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:52,
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The one good thing about my IVAis that for five years the fact that my boss never gives payrises is actually irrelevant, as were I to get a raise the cunts would nab it all anyway.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:49,
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You are so very, very right.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:51,
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The fact that you stick with it, are dealing with your debts etcshows strength of character i think that should be admissible in your custody battles
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:53,
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My mother thinks that my access woes have taught me a patience which she never thought me capable of.Well, I think she was saying that but I got bored halfway through and interrupted her. 'LOL'
Righto. Off home now, see ya tomorrow. Bottle of wine this eve I think.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:02,
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My contract ends in April, so I'll need to get a new one.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:23,
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Not yet.I will do this evening though. The world is my lobster.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:27,
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I spent about 4 hours just setting up email alerts from the various job sites, usinga separate email address. So all I need to do is check that email account once a day to find things to go for.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:29,
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That is pretty much the approach I take.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:45,
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Not sure yet, sorry.I have a meeting that isn't due to finish until about six tomorrow.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:03,
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No probs.That's a little later than I really wanted to hang around the place.
You'll just have to organise another Jeffstock this summer.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:04,
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I will indeed organise a summer drink.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:11,
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It's a fucking drag, looking for work.Alright Jeff?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:46,
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Yeah, not bad thanks.How are you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:04,
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OK, ta.Still trying to find permanent employment, which is a bitch when you're already in full time work and don't have much time. I'd feel a lot more settled with some security behind me.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:05,
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Only in certain neighbourhoods.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:09,
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Like Neighbours, which had a dog in it called Bouncer. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:10,
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...and the circle is complete.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:12,
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Oh god I was just going through my emails and I bought some art on ebay while in a cold/cough/flu/whatever + opiate daze.I was looking at it and considering it for a few days 'cus it made me smile but I can't quite recall buying it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:51,
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lemmi see !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:58,
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i got picasso's pigswww.artandcointv.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/pablopicassodrawing_1.jpg
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:03,
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also got this dunno if it counts as artecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81fTfXwb-HL._AA1500_.jpg
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:04,
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and some of this38.106.64.123/shop/EvolutionPosters
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:04,
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Does dotmund do requests on canvas? I'd fucking love some epic pug love from him(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:06,
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yeh if you ask nicely he probs would, obvs you'd have to pay tho,here's some of his stuff for sale
www.etsy.com/shop/SadClownIllustration
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:07,
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Cool, I'll give it a think. This is what I got in A1www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pug-Dog-Pop-Art-Print-Box-CANVAS-A3-to-A1-v127-/121031131388?pt=UK_Art_CanvasGiclee_RL&var=&hash=item1c2e0480fc
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:11,
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Fuck methat's.....
And people won't buy my vintage dancing flowers?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:14,
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thats because theyre shit no offence (
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:19,
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The pug represents my true inner soul.Something so profoundly ugly, yet so happy, that it's become a joy.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:25,
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issit? when's that on?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 20:04,
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or 7 if your into that sorta ting
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 20:19,
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wait what, oh I thought you meant they were doing one of their extra-eppisode things.didn't know you mean E4.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 20:26,
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my brotherbought a replica Chinese warrior's helmet on eBay when he was pissed out of his mind. From China. Postage alone was fifty quid. He kept it next to his computer as a 'warning from history'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:58,
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HahaI think ebay + paypal = the devil
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:59,
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one click ordering on amazon is bad news too(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:00,
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I reckon if iTunes wasn't stupidly price for movies and telly, i'd be buying box sets every week.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:12,
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plus you can just download stuff for free(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:14,
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And that funds terrorism which is a bonus.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:18,
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Is it theift though?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:24,
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How am i supposed to troll that?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 20:24,
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Why does no-one ever buy my useless shite?My biggest sellers at the moment are rollerball refills and multicore solder.
Not that I'm complaining, mind. They're easy to post and don't cost much to buy in, but I've had to shelve a load of useless buggery that's just not selling. There's only so many times you can drop the prices before you're effectively paying someone to take it away for you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:07,
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Maybe if you stocked less rubbish more people would buy? (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:09,
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I'm trying to get rid of the extraneous tatand focus more on the repeat sellers. Trouble is, mr b3th keeps bringing stuff in that he insists will sell.
I have more nuts, bolts and screws in my house than Screwfix.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:13,
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I like my job.I do interesting stuff and they pay me lots of money and at least several of my colleagues aren't total prickends.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:13,
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alright Dr. ShambolicI've been told off for starting /talk style threads, there's been complaints, not sure who I've offended, I remember when this used to be a comedy website
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Basically Frank, B3th should tell them to fuck off back to mumsnet.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:23,
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I was doing a review of all the great stuff I've done here over the yearscalling people wankers/pricks/shitcunts
being bored of that now
saying haha, yeah all the time
I broke the story about mods fingering dogs' bumholes
these people don't know a good thing when they see it
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I got stepped for posting a picture of Noel Edmonds.
Dunno what that's all about. The Mods are turning into bullies. Must be dog-butt frustration or something.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:25,
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I got mod edited for posting that gif of the fat bloke fucking a racoonit's political correctness gone mad I tell you
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I got mod edited for posting picture of naked Cheggars.With his bits blanked out.
Cunts.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:29,
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I do all my best work on /calendar these daysno one ever goes there
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It is very odd isn't it? The mods of a website dedicated to people being silly, stepping someone for being silly.
They must be dog-fingering wankers.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:29,
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the other weird thing isI posted /talk style threads on /talk
and got sandboxed
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and, AND, get this rightI get moaned at for starting a thread asking if anyone's ever been on a hovercraft
and then it gets 156 replies
explain THAT to me, so-called great posters of /offtopic
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These cunts wouldn't know good internet if it puked out of their computer screens and dribbled down into their primark pants.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:52,
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YeahI sat by the window because I was well excited but then all you can see is fucking sand and water hammering against the perspex and it's noisy as fuck and I didn't like it.
The only public transport I've ever been in that was more noisy and less comfortable is the helicopter shuttle across from Denmark to Sweden.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 21:17,
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This basically my view on my job only without the 'lots of money'.But I DO see a LOT of willies.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:20,
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Nothing so crude Francis.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:23,
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This basically my view on my job only with the "an alrightish amount of money".But I DO spend a lot of time YouTubing Pugs.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:33,
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So you spend your day looking at cocks for an alrightish amount of cash.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:37,
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Well, talking to cocks, on the internet. #seewhatididthere
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 20:03,
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if you're ever in hospital I'll come along and wank into your saline bagpromise
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No. My job's ACE.My management are cunts though if it makes you feel any better.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 19 Mar 2013, 19:58,
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