that's eggcellent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:38, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That's en oeuf

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:39, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1905364
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Cracking isn't it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Do you think he had to shell out to use it?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:42, Reply)

what "points" can your ex possibly make?
does she think you are too thick to look after a child?

must give her dinner
must clean her teeth
must put her to bed

ffs what a total tool.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Don't give her any MDs
Don't forget she's there and go on holiday.
Keep her away from the b3ta mods.
etc.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:46, Reply)

she's a stupid piece of work

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:49, Reply)

leave it out
she's only 4
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Yes, she really is that fucking stupid.
'Don't stay up with her til 5am drinking brandy and sniffing cocaine'

'OK, right you are. No brandy or drugs. I see'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Remember to take notes...then she'll see that you're taking her seriously

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)

...whilst actually just writing a shopping list or some of my favourite 'rap' lyrics

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)

bread
milk
massive drugs
brandy
upvc windows
tarp
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Don't mention Bread

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Don't be silly.
He's not going to buy bread again after JSAINSBURYGATE
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)

I'm flippin' FURIOUS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)

MARR

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)

NO brandy and drugs??
Since fucking WHEN??? Fucking Nanny state, I'm telling you.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)

It's George Osborne gone mad, I tell you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)

LESS GEORGE, MORE OZZY
Actually, I'm surprised I've never heard someone shout that. That's quite good that, Imma write that down.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Is there a banner shop open near you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Ha ha That reminded me of this
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1902583
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)

I'm banners mad, me!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)

We only have 6
I don't live in the banner district
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:03, Reply)

You know how these different fads in parenting guidelines come and go.
Sometimes you just have to trust your instincts.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

The government doesn't know how much brandy and drugs I can take before I'm incapable
Only I know how much brandy and drugs I can take before I'm incapable
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)

I actually parent better when I'm off my face.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

My punches are more likely to be wide of the mark when I've been up for 4 days on meth.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)

You know what, I have yet to discover my 'tipping point' when it comes to brandy and drugs.
I'm starting to wonder if the whole thing isn't just government scaremongering.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)

it's all about control innit
more issues than the middle east that one.

i hope your kid is so over-excited at getting to stay with you, and i hope it's like a knife in her gut realising it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)