Staying up drinking into the wee small hours of wednesday morning
I went with "drunk guys making lots of noise and getting arrested in the building at 3am".

Also I had a phonecall from my conveyancing solicitors this morning. GUESS WHAT!!!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:35, 11 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You've got AIDS?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)

*AIDS fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)

NOW WASH YOUR HANDS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)

You have flatAIDS?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Your new flat has been condemned?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)

you're a cunt who smells and nobody likes you?
i want to say this to clients sometimes too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)

hahaha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)

God hates fags?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)

you have Gingivitis?
and AIDS
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)

You're a bender?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)

You're all mean and I hate you
you cheap brandy


No, it turns out, get this, there's a problem with my sellers. Again. Still haven't exchanged. I suspect this flat was also a bad decision.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Unlucky mon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)

"the sellers have a potential new buyer so they are jerking you around
whilst they decide whether to gazump you"

is my translation of this...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Might not be.
Equally likely to be "legal profession being pricks"^TM
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)

unlikely
as he won't get paid until the transaction completes... lawyers aren't pricks when it comes to getting paid...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Yes, but they are magically good at extending the amount of work done
thus ensuring they get paid more.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)

depends
for conveyancing it's usually a fixed fee

for stuff like divorce or litigation, where it's hourly rates, you might have had a bad experience, i admit...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)

I'm pretty sure my last piece of conveyancing daarn saaaf wasn't fixed.
Or, at least it was fixed unless anything went wrong. Which it then magically did.

Meh, that was a fair while ago though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)

such a bad impression of my wonderful profession
i'd fix you up
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)

They wanted to 'convey' that they hate your fucking guts?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Is this your excuse to work from home today?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)

their office has been destroyed by bears

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)