Miserable thread is miserable.
Don't make Wednesdays worse than they are!

I'm going paintballing with work on Friday afternoon, followed by drinks!
Now I'm sure Im going to be a target for many a co-worker so what are your experiences with paintballing?

I was also going to do the whole Byker Grove thing and go "A CANNIT SEE MAN" Yes or no?

Alt. Something funny.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:30, 45 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

first!
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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

*pats head*
Here, have a biscuit
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)

\o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)

only ever done it stupidlky hungover
try wearinga close fitting mask and boiler suit when it's 30 degrees out and you've had 2 hours sleep. It's miserable
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)

First time I went I was hungover, not pleasant.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)

I've never been properly paintballing in a forest, but my advice would be don't get shot in the bum while doing a poo on a fallen tree
otherwise, I'm sure it will be like spaced or peepshow or community or whatever other show has had funny paintblling episodes
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)

It's an indoors one
Probably lots of burntout cars and stuff. I may just hide in the boot of one until it's all over and I can get a beer.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Been several times
Always a good laugh, but fuck me, it hurts.

Last time I went I was shot in the top of the head at point blank range, so I shot the guy in the bollocks to get him back (unintentional, I swear). Then, when we did the free-for-all at the end, I ended up being hit 3 times in the ribs, all within a second. I gave up after that, fucking agony even breathing.

Alt: The guy I shot in the bollocks could barely walk afterwards, LOL.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Ah fuck.
:(

Saturday's going to be a joy then. Hungover and in pain.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)

A load of us went once from my old work
Highlight was the smallest girl in the office going all Lara Croft and shooting the boss in the chest from about 6 ft away. He had to go to A&E with severe chest bruising, you're only supposed to shoot from a distance.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:39, Reply)

what a frightful quare

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)

MAHOOOOOONNNNNEEEYYYYYYYYYY

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Paintballing is for children.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)

and real life world or warcraft cnuts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:41, Reply)

I SAID it's TGB's birthday today
We should commemorate this by singing "Happy Birthday" into a cavernous, worryingly moist hole
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:41, Reply)

I thought she was dead
crushed to death by a pile of boxes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:42, Reply)

No, it was a box full of piles
After she let a rugby team shit in her cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Paintballing is basically LARPing and for that reason I would rather eat the tumours off a cancerous gibbon's anus than ever do it.
Yes to the Byker Grove crack though, you might as well try and gain some amusement out of an otherwise dismal experience.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:47, Reply)

It's alright, I think it's a bit pricey for the amount of fun you have.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Please tell chompy I have deleted the image so he can take me back off 2.0

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:48, Reply)

As I was just replying to your picture
it might not be an actual person spreading his gaping anus, but it'll be just as hard to explain to my boss.

You fucking prick. Have a care.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:49, Reply)

That's why it's gone. Sozzers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:49, Reply)

See now, I find I don't get into to trouble with my boss for being on the internet when I should be working..
...by not using the internet when working.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Well yeah.
But then I'd be working.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Also:

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Fuck's sake, my arse is fucking putting out more offensive runny shit than an outflow pipe in Southend.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:50, Reply)

lol and ew.

( Kroney, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Never been, soz
Alt: BUM!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 12:56, Reply)