I'd probably do my best to create a budget that would do the best for the country,
As well as trying to protect working people from unnecessary taxation. I'd also kill anyone on benefits that hasn't worked in 5 years unless they've got a proper disability.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:34, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You've got my vote, if you reduce it from 5 years to 2.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:35, Reply)

3?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:37, Reply)

When we start talking about this sort of thing at home
It becomes painfully clear quite how right wing Mrs Hats is. It's frightening, actually.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:40, Reply)

does she want the scroungers dead too?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:41, Reply)

In a manner of speaking, yes

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:42, Reply)

ladypig is similarly right wing at times.
She gets angry because she's registered blind, so could easily spend her life on a fairly good disability benefit, but she's managed to work hard to find a place that is willing to cater to her special computer needs. In her mind, if she can overcome blindness, why's that fat cunt get a free ride?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Ah, now that I understand
When you 'soldier on regardless' and you see other people scrounging....yes, it's irritating.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:47, Reply)

admittedly,
We use a blue badge when really we could do without it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)

who drives?!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:50, Reply)

You've been given something that you are legally allowed to use
I don't see anything wrong with that.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:51, Reply)

That's what I said to the doctors when I had to get that Dyson removed from my groin.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:53, Reply)

The vaccum cleaner, I understand
but the hand dryer, Monts? The hand dryer?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:59, Reply)

he was trying to "air shave" his balls

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)

*shudder*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:02, Reply)

and now has a lifetime ban from all branches of IKEA

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Totally worth it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:05, Reply)

stupid question
how blind do you need to be to be registered blind?

like blackness or super blurry or summit else
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:50, Reply)

You don't need that prefix on your posts, Nakers.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:53, Reply)

it might not be a question

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)

There's all manner of levels before blind
Monty's ex I think is registered visually disabled. A while ago I had an optician who wanted to do the same for me - luckily I found a better optician.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:55, Reply)

I dunno the exact rules,
But Bex has a thing from birth, during development in the womb, parts of her eyes started to calcify, so she had her eyes moved to see round them, but the trade off is that she has one focus point, so can see fine at about 4 inches in front of her face, then from there it gets steadily blurry until about a foot where she can't see anything but splodges of colour.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Wait, back up there...
She had her eyes moved??
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:59, Reply)

yeah,
Operations every year for about 10 years to move where the eyes pointed until they found a focus point good enough for her to be able to read.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:03, Reply)

YOU'VE NOT TOLD HER YOU'RE GINGER
You monster.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Does she even know you're black?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:02, Reply)

it was a funny moment when the penny finally dropped that she couldn't see,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:04, Reply)

that must suck, she sopunds like a fighter though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)

ARe you married to Teresa May?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:41, Reply)

I can't say
It will reveal too much about my own identity.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:42, Reply)

You know the odd thing here is that thinking about this
I realise that to my knowledge Lusty and I have never had a single conversation about LOLitics in the years we've been together. Normally I just climb up on a chair and start bellowing about lebensraum and she goes out.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Watching "A Place In The Sun" must be very different chez Monty

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:45, Reply)

A Place in the Oven MORE LIKE!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:45, Reply)

I shouldn't laugh at this
but I did
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:46, Reply)

it's a great way to keep a relationship fresh.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Haha
We don't talk about it too often, as it normally descends into a row. She's particularly passionate about unplanned pregancy and the benefits system. It's terrifying. Imagine Hitler, but female and not racist.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:45, Reply)

OK I am fully erect now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Bollocks you are.
You wouldn't go full DC unless she was up for gassing darkies.

At best, you're sporting a lazy lob.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:24, Reply)

If you storm out and cry at window talk you'll probably kill yourself if she talked about politics.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)

NO WINDOW CHAT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:30, Reply)