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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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if you'd written a sitcom
and you had managed to score an appointment to go and pitch it to some Important People, but you didn't have a fucking clue what to call the fucking thing......... what would you call it?

let's say hypothetically that it was about life in general, bad dates in particular...
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:09, 44 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
"How I met your mother whose cunt i shat in"

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Eat Me
'Cos they market dates.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)
"spaced-docked"

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Camel Toe

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)
....the musical

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:15, Reply)
The Shittass Empire

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)
i can't even choose a proper username let alone a name for a sitcom

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)
I don't get this one.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:19, Reply)
I'd watch a show called this fo' sho'

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:20, Reply)
'Some cunts in a really unlikely situation'

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:15, Reply)
"Mrs. Brown's turds"

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:15, Reply)
The big turd theory

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Cunt Monkeys - The Felching Years

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:16, Reply)
'Allah is a fucking gay cunt'

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:16, Reply)
One Foot in the Greggs Hat?

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:16, Reply)
rofl

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:16, Reply)
Scatterick

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:16, Reply)
'Only Tools and Arseholes'

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:17, Reply)
only tools and arses
i really wish so much we could use this.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Kill the poor.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Swipe my ass

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:17, Reply)
It Ain't Half Shit Mum

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Mum bebbeh
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)
Sheets Happen

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)
ALSO THIS.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:21, Reply)
'I'd rather fuck a corpse'

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)
Ain't swallowing his cum.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)
"You Petty Slag"

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:19, Reply)
The Thin Poo Line

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:19, Reply)
THIS.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:20, Reply)
'The Greggs of Humanity: one woman's tale'

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:19, Reply)
OH NOES!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-21855378
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Shit the bed

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Life & loves of a fat ginger northern tart

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:20, Reply)
game, set and match.com

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:20, Reply)
actually that's quite good
although they'd probably sue us for copyright.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:21, Reply)
well these are all exactly what i would expect
thank you all very much indeed, you're wonderful human beings.

wait, the other thing.

UTTER CUNTS.

xx
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:20, Reply)
"It's a roflcopter from me"

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)
'One Poo Over the Swipey's Chest'

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:21, Reply)
WINNER

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Oh, winnar!!
*click*
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:23, Reply)
*thunderous applause*

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Till Darth Us Do Part

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Turds of a feather (pillow)

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:23, Reply)
You can stop now.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Pink Days and Brown Nights

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Night Log

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:24, Reply)
It Ain't Half Scat Mum

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Shaving Grace
Grace would be the main character with horrific body hair issues. Her constant need to run a razor over her legs, fanny and chin lead to all sorts of problems mid-date
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:26, Reply)
it's like you can see right into my world

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Grace also being the name of Dozers rodent.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Open all arse

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:26, Reply)
The Greggs Man Queery

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:26, Reply)
To the Manure Born

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Add a motoring element and a Greggs hat and you'll get
Top Queer.
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Last Of The Bummer's Whine?

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:36, Reply)
i should have made this a thread of its own
i haven't seen you lot so animated in years
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:27, Reply)
The Ginger of Dribbly

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:30, Reply)
hahahahaha!

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Last of the Summer pity fucks.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Last Of The Sphincter Wine.

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Roll Over Dutch Oven

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)
The Fresh Princess Of Bad Hair

(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:38, Reply)
hahaha!
FRESH
(, Wed 20 Mar 2013, 14:39, Reply)

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