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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm waiting for the first customer to misunderstand how it works,
And ask me why I haven't put my prices down by 1p and have in fact, put them up by 5p.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:42, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
imagine how great our jobs would be without clients
*dreams*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:42, Reply)
I'd be drunk all of the time.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:43, Reply)
i'd have no grey hairs

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)
cos you could afford to dye them back to their ginger glory?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)
NOT GINGER NOT GINGER NOT GINGER
grrr
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)
+eat
Ginger like Tony the Tiger
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)
i thought we were tight
with our secret pizzas and shit

and now this
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)
I why do always hurt the ones we love?!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)

r h
ir t
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:00, Reply)
ghey hats?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)
BEBBEH!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)
when they phone you, just leave them on hold
they soon get the fucking message

also fake emails from them thanking you for your great customer service and CC them to management
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:48, Reply)
it's like you are one of my clients
however did you guess
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)
I liked it when they injected disableds with anthrax
/ac

also

www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7Fx74toaZQ#t=6s
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)
he's so pretty! admiring himself in the bowl at the end, smooth.
what was he typing on /qotw?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)
lies about his sex life

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)
he does get it regularly though
ball, frog, doubtless perch...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)
I should point out that his plop tray is sparkling clean now and free from avian ordure

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)
very important that
bird scat is not a good look for anybody
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Don't give me no guff about the till software or having to re-print all the menus.
I'm onto you, the goverment have given us a free pint in every 319, like like fuck am I gonna let you take that away from me.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)

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