I don't care about girls aloud,
I'm writing my blackboards today. Any suggestions for funny stuff?
I've got to include the new menu in it, and twitter, otherwise, it's just general blackboard stuff.

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( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:51, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The pub i was in last night had a sign saying "our house wine is jaegermiester"
you shouldn't do that.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Winders strikes me more as a Lambrini girl.
Maybe he should put that?
( Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Errrrr
"Windy Pig's pub for closet cases, putting the 'gay' in 'London Pride'"?

Oh wait, soz, you said funny. I'm out.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:52, Reply)

well, I appreciate the effort.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Soz, man. I let you down.
Worse, I let myself down.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:54, Reply)

to be honest, I'm just happy for someone to talk to.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Put that on your board
with a big :( underneath it.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:57, Reply)

It might come to that.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:00, Reply)

"SOUP OF THE DAY - WHISKY"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:04, Reply)

How come pub blackboards are normally well done.
When your average pub employee probably didn't spend that much time in school?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:53, Reply)

actually, most pub managers I know outside of the big chain brands
Were academically fairly good, but had no patience for university or just found they enjoyed the work and lifestyle.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:56, Reply)

I saw something funny on a pub blackboard once.
Can't remember what it was though, soz.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:55, Reply)

cool. thanks tangles.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Was it "Duck or Grouse"?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Chalk boards.
Racist.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:57, Reply)

are these menu boards, ot the one that goes outside?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:03, Reply)

they go outside.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:09, Reply)

lots of pubs seem to do famous quotes...but I guess you knew that
"The windy pig arms - a safe place when your beeriod hits
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:16, Reply)

xaxor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Funny-bar-chalkboard-signs8.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:05, Reply)

I quite like the bitterness of this
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/15/article-2173990-140DC67C000005DC-297_634x474.jpg
Put shit quotes from trip advisor on
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:07, Reply)

haha me too

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:08, Reply)

The Windy Pig Arms
recycling piss for Fosters since 1891...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:06, Reply)