This is JAM HOT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:11, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

When at school there was girl call Deborah.
Alternative lyrics to that song were created in her honour. Somthing along the lines of:

'flat tits, fat arse, huge smelly clitty, you're looking at the girl that we call Sweaty Betty, it's Deborah'.

I have no idea why, nor why I remember this.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:15, Reply)

probably because you invented it you terriblle bully
lol though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:17, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:20, Reply)

I couldn't believe the size of her bum, she used to play for wigan in the back of the scrum?

( Peej, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:17, Reply)

RIP the Macc Lads

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Put his hand down her jeans and nearly lost half his arm.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Best lyric ever from the macc lads (different song)
'close your legs love, your meat smells'
'but it keeps the flies off me chips'
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:21, Reply)

My personal one was:
I believe in Animal Testing
(Moooooooooooo)
That's a cow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:21, Reply)

excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:22, Reply)

I think it's their best song

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:22, Reply)

'Now he's a poof' was splendidly offensive.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:23, Reply)

"I'd like to make a contribution to your CUNT!"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Now he's a poof, he does spermy shits
Now he's a poof, he leaves white stains wherever he sits

He's gone to pot, shaved his head, he's got some black bloke sleeping in his bed
AIDs and herpes? He's got them, the evidence is written all over his bottom.
Now he's a poof, he's got gonhorrea
Now he's a poof, he's a fucking queer,
Now he's a poof, he can't hold his fucking beer
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Or
"I've got me airgun out for the Jehovah's Witnesses"

"Would have swung for less gas at Nuremberg"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Hari Krishnas not JW's.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Mixed the lines up, it's

Don't want to know about politics, I'd
rather scrape the cheddar off my dick,
And save the smelly bits for Jehovah's
Witnesses.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:31, Reply)

She's probably hot now.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Folds are sexy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:20, Reply)

A girl from my school who was known as "He-Man" is now smoking hot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:23, Reply)

From my experience Flat chested and acne at school, hotter as they get older.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:24, Reply)

This is spot on actually
I was flat chested and had acne in school, and look at me now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:26, Reply)

spot on lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Did she have a green pussy?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Is it because
you married her? and this was your wooing tune?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:21, Reply)

No.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 13:22, Reply)