The pain in my shoulder and neck is so bad that if I turn my head too far to the left I get a jolt of pain so bad that my vision goes blurry
I win
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:37, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

erm... go to the doctor you fucking numpty.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Got an appointment Tuesday
I suspect the advice will be "take more painkillers and rest it"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Or...
"How the fuck did you manage to fall off something that actually has gyroscopes in it to keep it upright, you fucking mong?"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)

That was pretty impressive
My lack of balance actually defies science. Think that just aggravated an existing problem though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)

So don't go to the Doctor, go and see a Physio you idiot.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Thanks Al
You're definitely not a cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)

That is the sinlge most sensible piece of advice you've been given here.
I guarantee that the doctor won't do anything. Go and see a physio and they will probably give you a massage and maybe popyour neck back straight. It sounds like your vertabrae are all out of whack.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)

Ignore all of these people
Give me a call - I'll listen to you whine for five minutes, cheer you up with some woo science and advise you on the best snake oil to buy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Some fucking vegetarian you are

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)

^sound medical advice^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)

"Martin, 32, northampton, computer anylist? You may go and see Dr Shyman... up the stairs and across the hall".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Could can't 'owl out in pain

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Is this an excuse as to why you didn't get a second TopGun ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)

He's goosed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Yeah that's sounds like a shit programme no offence

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)

"A right old mess"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Not as shit as your grammar

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)

His grandma sucks a mean cock though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)