Hey, Gonz.
You're a worldly, gad-about-town Londoner, explain the girl I saw last night on the Tube. She had Forties hair and was knitting. Did I fall through a time warp, or something?
( Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:40, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

No, she inhabited the same world as those cunts in red trousers, winkle pickers and with moustaches.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Butlins?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Al, I quite like the whole vintage fad.
But I don't understand the knitting angle. Has it become such a scene that people are actually trying to behave like they're from the Forties? Wouldn't that make it like LARPing and steampunk? I'm confused.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Kroney, "vintage" is just another word for "old" and "shit" and "should have died out years ago you pretentious wankers" and "Monty"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Soz, just using their terminology, soz.

( Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:46, Reply)

I took a 'vintage' in your mum's cunt earlier.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)

possibly some people who are into the whole vintage thing also like to knit
I have seen non-vintagey people knit on the tube before now, so it may just be a coincidence.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:19, Reply)

i have some red trousers :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)

this is how the world views you:
lookatmyfuckingredtrousers.blogspot.co.uk/
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:20, Reply)

look at this link from in there...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZBYCTF7qHU

fucking..



...hell
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Why do they ... just ..... why .... what .... I don't even .....

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

They met whilst jamming in someones bedroom at Hull university

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)

They met while ... what ... they ..... what!? ..... in someone's bedroom they were ..... WHAT!?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)

That was FUCKING awful

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

I really must get this surprise-ometer looked at, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)

shut it "incy wincy spider trousers"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)

It's a crazy new retro fashion. There are knitting circles and all'a dat.
It started with cupcakes and now this. That said I like the 40s style on 'da b1tch3z'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Its more empowering thatn poledancing

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)

So do I. The clothes and hair styles are really feminine.
But fucking knitting? What's the world coming to?
( Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Cardigans?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Fuck off, my cardigan is awesome.
Besides, I've worn slightly retro clothes my entire life. I like the way they're styled. I didn't go and make a fucking gay statement about it like these pricks.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)

then why won't you post a picture of it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Because you couldn't handle the awesome.

( Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)

I like the style
I'm just not terribly keen on the sort of girls that would think that it's cool...does that makes sense?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)

It sure does.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)

I knew YOU'D understand, Montalban
The simple fact is...I dislike most types of people. I'm a miserable old cunt at heart :)
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)

You and I are like two expert, superior peas, in a pod of cretins.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)

FINALLY...a voice of reason

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:28, Reply)

It makes more sense, than Sensey McSense, lord chief justice of sense for the kindom of Sensezzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I should get a job writing 'Blackadder' I really should.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)

You really shoulzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Nakkers could be your baldrick

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)

She was really pretty.

( Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)

You should have gone up to her and said that.
And maybe "oh you're into knitting, I bet you I could fit that knitting needle down my japseye with your help, wink"
You have to say the word wink.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Do you really have a girlfriend?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)

Yes, SHE thinks I'm hilarious.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)

She's actually a copper collecting evidence.
It's like Colin Stagg all over again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

I think it's very important the world knows that I LIKE THIS.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)

You know, I reckon that could have been a winner!

( Kroney, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 12:26, Reply)

She was 86.
HTH.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Knitting was a really 'in' thing 'till today when the Daily Mail got behind it.
themetapicture.com/media/funny-black-man-knitting-train.jpg
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Helps with travel sickness apparently.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)