Might play some poker or something.
We looked into a stripper but fuck that noise, any that's slightly attractive £300 for like 20mins.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:22, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What, no mates rates?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:24, Reply)

I don't think anyone was willing to drive from east anglia :(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:25, Reply)

Border control is a nightmare

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:26, Reply)

When they try to fingerprint people at immigration
and they run out of fingers before they run out of ink pads, it really freaks them out.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:28, Reply)

It still freaks my nut out to this day :(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Hahaha :-)

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Tawdry. Tawdry and embarrassing.
Eff that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:24, Reply)

There was a midget stripper.
And a Basil Fawlty impersonator who you'd hire for two hours to run around the party shouting at everyone... sounds a bit Come dine with me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Or supper at my place.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Sounds utterly, utterly shit.
Drinking, yes, amateur dramatics, fuck off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:29, Reply)

yes, that's why nothing like that was arranged.
For the first time ever we're also pooling our money at the start of the night and doing a booze run. Which I hope makes sense.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:30, Reply)

Of course it does
As long as you are all drinking the same sort of stuff
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:32, Reply)

Bottle of whisky and beer I would think.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:33, Reply)

blurgh
NO WHISKEY CHAT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:37, Reply)

what about WHISKY CHAT?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:37, Reply)

It's almost like I missed the E out on porpoise

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:38, Reply)

It's very sensible

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Midget stripper, you say?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:31, Reply)

I did say that. the other half was terrified so I did a midget voice at her until she hit me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:32, Reply)

Fine work
I make it a point to irritate Mrs Hats on a daily basis. She pretends to utterly hate it, but I know she loves it really. For instance, I say 'perhap' instead of 'perhaps'. For some reason it REALLY makes her mad, it's brilliant.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:33, Reply)

She loves it when I steal food from her plate, she just has trouble showing it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:37, Reply)

Fucking hell
I'd get a fork in the hand if I tried that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:37, Reply)

Shouldn't have married a fat bird then.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:38, Reply)

Yorkshire innit
Nowt for free
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Even better, what you do is steal food early on in the meal, then you don't finish your plate and say "ooof I'm so full lol"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:38, Reply)

HAHA!
I bet she really loves that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:43, Reply)

you pacifically say "perhap", how odd

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:39, Reply)

ax her wot she finks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:40, Reply)

I know, uncredible isn't it?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:40, Reply)

You should say 'happen'
as in 'Happen it's true, happen it's not'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:40, Reply)

mayhab

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:40, Reply)

I also like to accuse her of being racist, when it's clear that's she's not
If she wasn't so easy to annoy, I honestly wouldn't bother.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:43, Reply)

The rationale of trolls the world over.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:51, Reply)