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I've stopped now.I won't post anymore.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:01,
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latest was 12 years ago)
there'll still be plenty of people to call you a virginal spotty little Tory wanker, don't worry.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 17:28,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:09,
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Good on you for trying old boyIf you manage it, you can probably walk straight into 11 Downing Street, sorting the economy will be a fucking doddle by comparison.
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Oy I can't download live data from your companies website, can't even get on the log in page.Sort it IT monkey!
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Yeah we've decided certain smaller companies aren't worth bothering with, sorry(, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Like the NHS?I think our contract with you has a £18k clause if there's a failure in data accuracy and availability. Analyse that telecommunication or something.
Not that I'm even going to report it yet, I'm going to fuck off home soon.
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Yeah, I don't even know what that stands for, assume it's some local digital signage place or summat(, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Everyone calls the poor lad a cunt and I don't like it.He's better value than a lot of people.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:21,
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That's only because he's closer to your views than anyone else here.(, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:22, Reply)
He just wants Freefair to go buy Calpol for him.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:23,
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This is in no way inconsistentwith the shit you gave me, Bobby etc when we joined up.
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Of course he ishe's Tory. It's basically part 3 of the entrance exam.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:31,
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Lib dems is general deviancyTory is brutally repressed homosexuality from Nanny and Public School
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:37,
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TextbookThe textbook in question being "Shit insults for cunts: a Dummies guide"
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OK better answer:Every time he posted loads of people got wound up, things became interesting and the threads were better as a result. People who spark debate should be encouraged I'd say.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 17:05,
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Oh, good.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:08,
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OK, WHO HASN'T GIVEN BATTERED HIS REQUIRED ATTENTION FOR THE DAY? GOD, YOU KNOW HOW HE GETS WHEN HE DOESN'T GET ENOUGH ATTENTION.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:12,
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Thank god.I didn't want to have to ask you to stop being a cunt.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:13,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1910450
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:14,
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Please explain to Kroney & Chompy I can't remove the images in a thread that I'm 2.0'd from(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:14,
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Now apologise to everyone for being a cunt.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:22,
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Blimey, tough modding there.I just hope for Battered's sake he doesn't do someth really bad....like posting an Edmondsspin
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 17:32,
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Right, I'm winding down for this evening where red wine, curry and football will be liberally sprinkled(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:13,
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I'd love to spend the evening with footballbut the Scotland - Wales match is on Sky Sports 2 and I don't have that.
Guess I'll be streaming it in some highly illegal fashion then.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:15,
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I need to setup Sky Go on my tablet to watch the footy from my parents Sky Sports subscription(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:16,
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Ask them if I can set up mine on it too...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:17,
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I have a stag dooo at my place tonight.We're just going to do drinking... nothing else is planned.
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Might play some poker or something.We looked into a stripper but fuck that noise, any that's slightly attractive £300 for like 20mins.
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When they try to fingerprint people at immigrationand they run out of fingers before they run out of ink pads, it really freaks them out.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:28,
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Tawdry. Tawdry and embarrassing.Eff that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:24,
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There was a midget stripper. And a Basil Fawlty impersonator who you'd hire for two hours to run around the party shouting at everyone... sounds a bit Come dine with me.
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Sounds utterly, utterly shit.Drinking, yes, amateur dramatics, fuck off.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:29,
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yes, that's why nothing like that was arranged.For the first time ever we're also pooling our money at the start of the night and doing a booze run. Which I hope makes sense.
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Of course it doesAs long as you are all drinking the same sort of stuff
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:32,
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It's almost like I missed the E out on porpoise(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:38,
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I did say that. the other half was terrified so I did a midget voice at her until she hit me.(, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:32, Reply)
Fine workI make it a point to irritate Mrs Hats on a daily basis. She pretends to utterly hate it, but I know she loves it really. For instance, I say 'perhap' instead of 'perhaps'. For some reason it REALLY makes her mad, it's brilliant.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:33,
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She loves it when I steal food from her plate, she just has trouble showing it.(, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Fucking hellI'd get a fork in the hand if I tried that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:37,
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Yorkshire innitNowt for free
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:39,
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Even better, what you do is steal food early on in the meal, then you don't finish your plate and say "ooof I'm so full lol"(, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:38, Reply)
You should say 'happen'as in 'Happen it's true, happen it's not'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:40,
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I also like to accuse her of being racist, when it's clear that's she's notIf she wasn't so easy to annoy, I honestly wouldn't bother.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:43,
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Go on thenLeft foot - blue
Cock - Pink
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:43,
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Not too bad taAre you still being bummed senseless?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:44,
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Total accident, love.Didn't mean to, honest. I just slipped.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:53,
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a bit of itmight have to take it further though.
thank you for help
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:41,
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No problem. Its times like these we realise I should have been made Top Mod.(, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:42, Reply)
yeah - how's it going?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:41,
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I'm fucking crippledbut not, sadly, by fucking.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:42,
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No, hoovering :-(And not "+ up cakes", thank you very much.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:50,
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I've been in a meeting and was asked"would you like Tea, Coffee or a cold beer"
Errrrrrrrrmmmmmmmm...............
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:44,
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Our motto"Zloty for Slotty"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:46,
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Yeah, like he would share(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:46,
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I'm in the pub.That's all I have to say.
Enjoy the rest of your working day.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 16:55,
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Fuck that noise.Whatever is on offer is what we'll get, then we'll have it with lukewarm coke.
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NOT BOTHERED - YOU WALLY-COIPU!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 17:18,
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I'M LESS BOTHERED THAN YOU!YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN MY TOP 10 IGNORE LIST DENIZENS!
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Is it going to be one of those evenings?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 17:18,
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Or, for that money you could buy a proper whiskey.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 17:34,
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I've had a contract offer.Which is encouraging. Not sure if I'll accept it or not yet.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 17:16,
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Drinks tester for The Wurzels(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 17:19,
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No. It's in Bristol.I have a few other irons in the fire so I'll see how the next week goes.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 17:20,
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Who knows where I'll end upI need to find out more about this job first.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 17:22,
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I suppose it will be a refreshing change whatever you do, right?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 17:25,
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Not exactly. It's the same company!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 17:37,
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