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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Ironic names in connection with jobs
I have a colleague, who for a while was trying to get pregnant without success. So her and her hubby decided to get a few tests done.
Hubby obviously has to give a sample of man fat to test for tadpoles.
The name of his doctor? What else could it be but Dr Cummings?
100% true.
She's now on maternity leave
( , Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:07, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I have a colleague, who for a while was trying to get pregnant without success. So her and her hubby decided to get a few tests done.
Hubby obviously has to give a sample of man fat to test for tadpoles.
The name of his doctor? What else could it be but Dr Cummings?
100% true.
She's now on maternity leave
( , Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:07, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Nominative determinism
They love this on the BBC's Magazine letter pages.
Best example I've got is a friend-of-a-friend, a judge with the surname Judge.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:11, Reply)
They love this on the BBC's Magazine letter pages.
Best example I've got is a friend-of-a-friend, a judge with the surname Judge.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:11, Reply)
New Scientist
has had a nominative determinism thread for yonks...
( , Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:18, Reply)
has had a nominative determinism thread for yonks...
( , Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:18, Reply)
^^
I know a woman with the surname Raper.
I don't know if she's married...
( , Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:30, Reply)
I know a woman with the surname Raper.
I don't know if she's married...
( , Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:30, Reply)
Sort of relevant....
There's a man in my office called Michael Hunt and another called Matthew Batt.
Honestly, did their parents not realise??
( , Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:37, Reply)
There's a man in my office called Michael Hunt and another called Matthew Batt.
Honestly, did their parents not realise??
( , Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:37, Reply)
We were speaking about this just yesterday
We have a financial advice called Brian Crook!
Just the kind of guy to look after money...
( , Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:00, Reply)
We have a financial advice called Brian Crook!
Just the kind of guy to look after money...
( , Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:00, Reply)
My dad's orchidectomy surgeon...
(look it up)...was called Mr Hack. Truth.
Actually, my parents get some laughs for their surname: Little. Not that amusing you may think...until you find out that my mum is 4'11" and my dad is 6'5".
I also get amused at work when ringing up third party solicitors and "Leech & Co" comes up...
( , Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:26, Reply)
(look it up)...was called Mr Hack. Truth.
Actually, my parents get some laughs for their surname: Little. Not that amusing you may think...until you find out that my mum is 4'11" and my dad is 6'5".
I also get amused at work when ringing up third party solicitors and "Leech & Co" comes up...
( , Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:26, Reply)
Orchidectomy
is something I hope never to experience.
By the way, Holloway Girl - shouldn't your sig read 'so long and thanks for all the (lyrics) Fish'?
Or have I picked up the reference wrongly?
( , Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:28, Reply)
is something I hope never to experience.
By the way, Holloway Girl - shouldn't your sig read 'so long and thanks for all the (lyrics) Fish'?
Or have I picked up the reference wrongly?
( , Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:28, Reply)
k2k6
Nice spot...although the track is actually Hogarth-era, rather than Fish-era, Marillion. Technicalities. The sig's a rather nerdy reference to the late (and great) Douglas Adams...
...although I am seriously considering changing it to your version as it is far cleverer.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:12, Reply)
Nice spot...although the track is actually Hogarth-era, rather than Fish-era, Marillion. Technicalities. The sig's a rather nerdy reference to the late (and great) Douglas Adams...
...although I am seriously considering changing it to your version as it is far cleverer.
( , Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:12, Reply)
Funny that,
When I lived in Devon, the dentist I went to in Newton Abbott was an Egyptian face-butcher named... Nashar.
He is without question the most brutal and humourless dentist I've ever had my jaws violated by.
Avoid this man at all cost!
( , Tue 15 Jul 2008, 14:00, Reply)
When I lived in Devon, the dentist I went to in Newton Abbott was an Egyptian face-butcher named... Nashar.
He is without question the most brutal and humourless dentist I've ever had my jaws violated by.
Avoid this man at all cost!
( , Tue 15 Jul 2008, 14:00, Reply)
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