She's your trainee - just send her out on some joey errand.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:57, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Also
eton fat
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)

now come on, you think they market easter eggs as "small fat messes" ?
oh yurtprick. must try harder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Not as, to.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Send her to stores to get a "long stand"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)

it wouldn't need to be that long
the thing is a little bit bigger than a kinder egg
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Hotel Chocolat sent me an email about their easter eggs the other day.
The ig ones look very nice, ut twenty seven quid for a fucking easter egg? Are you having a fucking laugh?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)

That key really is uggered

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)

I don't know what's happened to it.
It was fine earlier. It's a bit stuck. There may be something underneath it.

Okay. Think I've fixed it now.

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

yup. that's better.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)

they are amazing though
you have to smash them with a rolling pin, they are so thick.

i have bought them for a few people, but most are getting thorntons with their nicknames iced on.

they also do an enormous £70 "ostrich" egg. my colleague bought one in the 50% sale after easter last year; he and his partner were eating it for months.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)

I know a few people who are so thick they need to be smashed with a rolling pin.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)