How old is Swipey? I'm guessing 36

( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:27, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

perpetually 28 I heard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:28, Reply)

WRONG
ha
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Yeh well you think I'm older than you
so you were wrong first
( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)

yes but mine was based on looks
science, see?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Yeh but you were out by nearly 10 years

( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)

oh dear
anti-wrinkle cream maybe?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)

I do not look older than 31
At least i'm not a fucking Ginger
( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)

i'm not going to lie to you
i have no idea what you look like
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:39, Reply)

Not even facebook stalked me.
What kind of shit relationship is this.
( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:41, Reply)

i have a number of b3tards on fb
i have no idea who is which username, apart from cunts like kroney of course
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Wow, you'd think it would be pretty easy to guess considering my username but hey ho
I'm the one with a hot wife who is 13 years younger than you and not ginger.
( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:43, Reply)

a hot wife who is 13 years younger than you and not ginger
the imprint from the spine of “The best works of Shakespeare” in there forehead
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:57, Reply)

their

( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:58, Reply)

He'll be the one whose tie looks like it was fastened by a one-armed spastic.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:49, Reply)

She's about to hit 40.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)

your maths is as good as your...
everything else
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)

I was going by looks.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

ah yes
after all the times we've met, of course you were
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)

PHOTOBUCKET NEVER LIES!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:39, Reply)

riiiiiiight
one blurry pic on photobucket chosen for hair colour that showed head and shoulders only.

you'd never make a lawyer/detective/priest with skills like THAT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:42, Reply)

I was going on the year you graduated compared to the year I did

( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Wouldn't birth date be a better measure?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)

I don't have her birthdate
if I did I wouldn't need to guess
( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)

52.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)

+stone

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:49, Reply)