Cube some stilton, place in a bowl, pour in some port, mix to form a paste.
Eat on water biscuits.

You're welcome.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:37, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Can't I just drink the port and eat the Stilton?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Yes, however this is well worth trying.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:39, Reply)

My mother told me off because I drink port by the bottle rather than in a small glass once in a while

( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:44, Reply)

by from
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:07, Reply)

What sort of port?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Any old port in a storm eh?

( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)

I prefer tawny.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:47, Reply)

I tried white port once
it was crap
( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Needs to be chilled.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 13:02, Reply)

It was
It just wasn't a patch on the real thing. I'm terrible though, when Dow's was half price in tesco I bought so much that I can bottle all my wines in to port bottles now.
( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Me too.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 13:42, Reply)

I like port.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:52, Reply)

welcome going to stink like an alky tramp's feet
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)

sounds...yeah

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:42, Reply)

That sounds fucking dirty
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( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:48, Reply)