how was your date, or have we covered that already?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:31, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

She went out with b3th's husband.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:32, Reply)

Apparently, she went out with my husband.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:32, Reply)

He cooks beef
so she had to bin him immediately out of fear that he might actually be properly male.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Nobody's good enough after piston_broke

( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)

haha. I'm liking this meme even if I missed it first time around.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)

... and the horse you rode in on.
darling.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)

it was a FANTASTICALLY gay horse, though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:36, Reply)

another great sig for badger....
a FANTASTICALLY gay horse.

darth would be trying to mount you all day.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)

Trying? Bitch please
Gay men love me, I can only assume this also applies to horses.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)

ask badger
badge, would you let darth mount you, you rousing stallion of a man?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)

I'd go full dressage for him, baby.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)

dull
have another one tonight, cousin of a different friend, but he has a kid. i'm not sure about that. nieces and nephews are bad enough.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)

It saves you having to have one for him

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:36, Reply)

I hate children.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)

which is relevant because?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Because I hate them.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:41, Reply)

You hate everyone don't you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)

I certainly do today.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:47, Reply)

my trainee has been sneezing solidly since moving into this seat
it drives me mental. utterly mental. there is no cold, and no allergies, so WHY THE FUCKING SNEEZING?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Because he's a fucking cunt and needs to be murdered.
Preferably viciously.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)

it's bizarre how something so apparently innocuous can be so fucking annoying

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Welcome to the way I see the entire world.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)

Is it the dust from your disused mimsy?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)

I'm with you there.
They're kind of like religion. Like your own, if you have to, but don't parade it round me and expect me to like it too.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Just cos your uterus is all dried up and cobwebby

( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)

she's not even 40 yet, you muppet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)

It's dried up from lack of use
not old age
( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)

no it doesn't
it means holidays having to be planned around school and money set aside for caring for it, and getting on really well with it until it gets to be about 13 and then yells that i'm not its real mum and can't tell it what to do... sigh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Not necessarily
I have always gotten on really well with my step father. Mainly because he isn't a cunt
( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)

maybe he isn't
but you most certainly are :)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Whoa whoa whoa! Thats a bit uncalled for!
I'll put it down to that firey temper your gingers have
( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)

fiery

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)

you

( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)

That's

( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)

+.

( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)

woah, wait..
is this you saying you WILL have his child? I'm no expert, but probably you should see how the first date goes, eh?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)

no
i'm saying if you choose to have crotchfruit, then you are choosing all this shit that comes with it. if you choose not to, then you don't want it by proxy!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)

yeah, yeah, denial is a river in Egypt etc

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:03, Reply)

it's true
let's face it, if you didn't have kids, why would you ever choose to go on holiday during school holidays? twice as expensive and the pools are full of other people's spunkbubblets!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:04, Reply)

that is undeniably true.
However since I've never had the slighest interest in going on holiday to places with other people there (with the possible exception of ski resorts, and even then..) then that doesn't worry me unduly.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)

This
I have two darling hellspawn and I still wouldn't go on holiday either in the school holidays or anywhere where there will be kids. The exception being Disneyland which was for the kids not us. We went to Tunisia without them.
( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)