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imagine a world where people try to get other people to be a bit nicer gosh

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:07, 102 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I just give out hugs and kisses and puppies
It's probably all in vain what with most people being shit and smelly and that ... but it's the easiest way to get rid of all these fucking puppies.
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:10, Reply)
So yeah. Just got an Edmonds saying 'all b3ta mods finger dogs' bums' on the populol page.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:20, Reply)
Clicked that. Would click again A1. Five stars.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:29, Reply)
I've just edited it so's that its up in its full glory again.
Frankly, if they're going to allow child porn on /board, unmodded then a silly paint mash of some blokes posing around a CDC should definitely get let go.
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:33, Reply)
Has there been another incident of that?

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:35, Reply)
Not that I know of.
There was that creepy cheerleader stuff the other week though.
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:38, Reply)
For reference
www.b3ta.com/board/10935687
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:39, Reply)
Yeah saw that. I shudder to think what that person may also have created that they haven posted...

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:41, Reply)
The case for the defence part 2 M'lud
b3ta.com/board/10944399
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:48, Reply)
B3ta is almost getting as bad for pervy as Rachel Riley's fan site.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:53, Reply)
An example
www.rachelriley.org/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=2293
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:55, Reply)
Fucking hell that's some scary shit.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:57, Reply)
I bet Albert posts there.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:58, Reply)
which of those posters are you?

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:02, Reply)
None off them you cheeky clown footed prick that wants to work for me.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:02, Reply)
None 'off' them?
Looks like you could really use my skillset xx
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:06, Reply)
iPad keyboards are shit.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:09, Reply)
No shitter than their users.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:10, Reply)
Also: note the utterly unmodded CDC.
Basically, I think B3th likes to overcompensate for her lack of mod powers by modding shit that doesn't need modding.
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:56, Reply)
She told me off for starting 'one word threads' earlier.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:57, Reply)
See now, I think we can all, including yourself, accept the fact that you should have been stepped for that 'you killed her' shit..
...but weren't. Basically, b3th is b3ta's worst mod. Even worse than Scaryduck.
And he *redacted*.
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:00, Reply)
I should have been stepped if Kenny wanted me to.
But he posted that he didn't. Plus I did apologise.
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:02, Reply)
Dude, that was an apology less sincere than a Lib Dem promise.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:04, Reply)
If you're comparing me to Nick Clegg then that's well harsh.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:05, Reply)
Is being compared to Nick Clegg better or worse than being accused of being one of Chompy's mates?

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:11, Reply)
Ooh. Tough call.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Better.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:13, Reply)
I'd fuck Rachel Riley until she cried tears of spunk.
True story xx
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:57, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1912360
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:58, Reply)
is that frisbee adam
i dont get it if not
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:44, Reply)
It's totally him.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:52, Reply)
It really is. I was there when that was taken. Driving past Streatham common and there they were. Deviants.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:56, Reply)
Ok done that. Next.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:14, Reply)
imagine no possessions

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:26, Reply)
just roofs to keep over our stuff

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:28, Reply)
I'd rather imagine you with an axe in your neck.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:29, Reply)
Would it help if you knew her middle name was Justyna?

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:34, Reply)
As I know her real name that's just confusing me.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:36, Reply)
You alright mate? Sort yourself some Rainbow Fruit Salad?

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:38, Reply)
nah had a kiev sandwich instead

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:22, Reply)
ANOTHER WILFESQUE POSITIVITY THREAD!

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:39, Reply)
did anyone mention World Tolkien Day?
I think it might be today.
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:42, Reply)
look who's tolkien haha

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:43, Reply)
tolkien da 'urb

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:49, Reply)
Really makes you think don't it

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:48, Reply)
hi

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 18:54, Reply)
Hi Windolina
How are you doing?
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:16, Reply)
i'm doing excellently thanks.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:32, Reply)
Good stuff.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:33, Reply)
I'm always nice
Manners cost nothing.

Rude people can fuck off though.
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:03, Reply)
Are you nice to the people on 'the other side' that you chat to at seances?

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:05, Reply)
OH MY GOD THAT WAS LIKE ONE TIME!!
Let it rest mannnnnnn

(no)
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:06, Reply)
So you're nasty to the dead.
That's worse than being nasty about their death. MODS!!
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:08, Reply)
Never mind that, I heard he drew a CDC and showed it to the dead people.
MODDDDDSSSSSS!
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:12, Reply)
I heard that he was going to arrange for a CDC headstone for one of them.
WHEN WILL THIS DEPRAVITY END???

(C) Daily Mail.
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:15, Reply)
Have you just turned into Ringofyre?

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:17, Reply)
Ringofyre's vastly more attractive.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:19, Reply)
HOW DARE YOU.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:22, Reply)
Just stating a fact xx

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:23, Reply)
Taller too.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:29, Reply)
And more faithful to his wife.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:29, Reply)
How many zings can a bloke take in one evening?

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:30, Reply)
All it needs now is for me to call you something like 'Twattered' and you'll be more ruined than one of those ladies from Krakow that you like to consort with.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:32, Reply)
Considering I am in Poznan I'd be impressed if anyone in Krakow had ever heard of me.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:35, Reply)
They've all heard of the 'stepladder killer'.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:36, Reply)
he's abandoned the stepladder and is going for the Psychochomp approach.
He spikes them until they feel a bit...

...wait for it, wait for it...

...wait for it...

Lodz-y!
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:38, Reply)
*big fives*

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:41, Reply)
oh man that was my best zing ever

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:44, Reply)
Tragically enough, you could be right.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:55, Reply)
your wife is fat.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:07, Reply)
At least he's married.
Whereas nobody is stupid enough to marry you.
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:11, Reply)
You stop your bullying of Pennywise, Doc.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:15, Reply)
Ha ha

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:16, Reply)
says Mr Shotgun wedding.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:17, Reply)
Erm. No.
Given your dislike of Al I didn't think you would recycle some of his bullshit.
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:23, Reply)
Internet Fact ahoy!

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:26, Reply)
Touchy.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:50, Reply)
Cruel words AB. Cruel words.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:23, Reply)
Don't forget to gaz me your charity details.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:17, Reply)
Will do. The run isn't until September.
Edit: thanks.
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:23, Reply)
alright

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:35, Reply)
Alright Frank. Heard the latest Thompson album?
/ac

ALSO: I'm totally sticking it to the mods on the populol page.
That's how edgy I am.
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:38, Reply)
sandpaper your bell end
/ac
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:39, Reply)
hasn't Joss Stone got a massive manly chin

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:42, Reply)
Yes.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:55, Reply)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3128203.stm
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:57, Reply)
cor imagine if she had a cock phwooooooar

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:56, Reply)
imagine if you didn't

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:57, Reply)
sometimes i do and things might be easier that way

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:07, Reply)
She looks remarkably similar to my friend Gaby.
Who also has a large chin.
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:21, Reply)
I'm eating a nice sirloin steak for tea
not only did I cook it to medium I'm also having ketchup with it. Try and be nice to me now!
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:51, Reply)
Hi Gonz

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:52, Reply)
man that's harsh

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:54, Reply)
Yeah, like Gonz is going to eat something in colours other than brown or grey.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 19:55, Reply)
Overcooking a steak like that will result in grey food.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:01, Reply)
Don't start with STEAK TALK, we'll only get Chompy on here boasting about his S & BJ day.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:16, Reply)
and he can't hold his plops in
/ac
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:04, Reply)
I'll have you know that ketchup is red and I have on the average day TWO Rainbow Fruit Salads.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:23, Reply)
Everyone in the world should like my post
www.facebook.com/JimllPaintIt/posts/172374842916128
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:21, Reply)
Christ, what a nightmare.
:(
(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:23, Reply)
Alright LOVELY?

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:24, Reply)
I am in a world where I am watching The Long Good Friday.

(, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 20:31, Reply)

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