My understanding of festivals:
Expensive tickets.
Shit overpriced food.
Uncomfortable sleep.
Disgusting toilets.
Mud.
Rain.
Nightmare journeys there and back.
Full of cunts.

No thank you.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:10, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You missed, great music, great drinks and MDs, good friends, sunshine etc etc
you really are showing every one of your 40 years Batts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)

I don't do drugs.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Alcohol is a drug Battered!
One that destroys lives and tears families apart
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:17, Reply)

People say that alcohol's a drug, but it isn't a drug, it's a drink.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:30, Reply)

They were thinking about Love

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Kenny Thomas headlining, worst festival ever

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:38, Reply)

I really don't think Festival tickets are expensive for what you're getting.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Compared with individual gig prices they are very competetive.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Yeh except you get short sets and 90% of the bands you either can't see cos of clashes or you don't want to see.

( Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Oh pish
I you go to a festival to see bands either you are getting it terribly wrong or the festival itself is shit. Did I ever tell you about the Magic Mushroom Festivals of North Wales? No sound system - just a light show - and one of the best festivals going...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I've been to tonnes of festivals
the best part is shagging some random when you're off your tits on MDs
( Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Perhaps at the Bude Surf and Rock Festival.
I honestly wouldn't mind missing any of Catatonia, Space and Travis, Rachel Stamp or 60ft dolls and the shorter their sets, the better really.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)

The only time I would like to not miss any of them would be if I was driving a lorry

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Thankfully I only went because I won the tickets on local radio
by answering the question "In what year did the beach boys get to number one with Surfin USA?"
( Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:30, Reply)

So you got it wrong
and that was the boobie prize?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:34, Reply)

Embarrassingly I got it right.

( Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:35, Reply)

HawkEaster is on this weekend.
:o(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:16, Reply)

You forgot
Massive drugs
Drunken sex
Something to keep talking about year after year
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)

talking boring people
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)

For 24 fucking years in Monty's case.

( Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Ha!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:25, Reply)

T was indeed TJ

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:26, Reply)

I don't suppose I ever..oh I did? Oh OK.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:28, Reply)

1. don't buy one
2. don't eat anything other than LSD
3. see answer 2
4. if you follow answer 2 that also sorts this one
5. it was a hot, dry summer in '89 - there we were....'hitching' to Cornwall to the Treworgey Tree Fayre. We had our lives ahead of us, and a baccy tin rammed to the lid with drugs....
6 & 7 ah ok
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)

One day I want you to take a blood test for me, it would proper fuck up whoever is doing the results.
The little red platelettes things would probably look like this

(x-x)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:36, Reply)

The test tube would melt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:40, Reply)

haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)