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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Righto.
I'm going to 'Infest' this weekend. I've vajazzled my poo-hole, sequinned my 'flesh tunnels' and I've bought myself two litres of amyl nitrate ready to see 'Impotent Rage', 'Screaming Tantrum' and 'Disappointing Mock Results but we hope he'll grow out of it'. Do you have any festival tips you could share?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:52, 123 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
What

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)
The

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Hell

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Don't go to festivals that offer a free TV.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)
Chompy
Have you seen what them fucking cheeky high end gaming Argies have done?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-21948000
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Ha, there's a map for that game based on columnbine high school and that's what get the headlines.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)
I want to invade Argentina
And kick em all in the tits
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Also the teams swap over at the end of every match. So any argies that are playing will still have to play as the stinking english.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)
oh v good

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Yeh
Don't go to festivals, they're full of wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)
That wasn't the case when I were a lad.
*leans on gate*

Did I ever tell you about the Treworgey Tree Fayre of July 1989?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)
*facepalms*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)
It was the Woodstock of my generation, HH.
The Woodstock.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)
Your generation must be epically shit then

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:04, Reply)
Well, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)
I only know two bands on the entire line up
Hawkwind and unstoppable sex machine
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Yeh but there were tonnes of gypos that arrived weeks early and wouldn't fuck off afterward
Cornwall is STILL talking about it
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:45, Reply)
It was pretty much every UK band still going at that time, which I wanted to see

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:47, Reply)
You wanted to see Carter?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:48, Reply)
A small annoying bird who speaks in !!!s ?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)
* 2.0's Boyce for the next 10 minutes *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)
I've only been to one festival that wasn't full of wankers
The Bude Surf and Rock festival. Unfortunately all the bands were shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)
No good surf bands? Or do you just not like surf bands?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)
The headliners were Catatonia, Space and Travis so utter gash.
I quite liked Rachel Stamp though, 60ft dolls were there.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)
That has the most epically bent name of any festival held anywhere in the history of modern music.
There. I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)
clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Even I have never been to a Tree Fayre.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Are you in any of these pics?
www.ukrockfestivals.com/treworgey-tree-fayre-1989.html
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:16, Reply)
he's the one with the shaved head and 2 foot mullet

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:18, Reply)
Is he not Noddy Guevara?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:30, Reply)
I've looked but can't see me in them
You can however see me in the DVD of Hawkwind's set. I was 15.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:28, Reply)
PEOPLE WILL GET UPSET AND CONTACT B3TH IF YOU POST PICTURES!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)
But look! Its Monty

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:34, Reply)
FFS
Can there please just be one day when Treworgey Tree Fayre July 1989 isn't mentioned. Just one day. It's not a lot to ask is it?
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:22, Reply)
Did I ever tell you about......

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)
Were you even born then?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:25, Reply)
I would have 2 years old.
No, 3, I can't count :(
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Awwww wee lamb

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Don't eat the brown acid.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)
make sure you've practiced your sycronised dance moves
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUmUy1lfBXY
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)
Wow those guys sure can move! Thanks for the tip mate!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)
High end gaming and spreadsheets, and bbc news link.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21938171
best post ever right here.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)
Isn't Infest for cunts?
I'm not up on all this modern "screamo" and other "phat beats"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)
LOL 'screamo'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)
what's wrong with that?
Screamo is a hardcore punk-influenced subgenre of emo that predominantly evolved from emo, among other genres, in the early 1990s
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)
I KNOW THAT YOU IDIOT!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)
I prefer 'post-screamo' myself.
Or 'nu-screamo'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)
Or.....'Ice-screamo'!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:10, Reply)
there is a simnple rule for life
if something, be it music, art or something else is described as "post XXXX" then it's shit wankery and should be avoided
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:11, Reply)
Such as post 1914588

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)
Oh, I don't know.
"post-coital" is ok
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:13, Reply)
I like to have a little cry

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)
I would think that proper punk beats screamo up in the playground
and then laughs at it crying.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:11, Reply)
hardcore would beat them both up, then piss on them
them feel bad and go "straightedge"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)
man,I love Black Flag and Carpathian.
Proper hardcore.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)
I would think that too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:30, Reply)
I've heard they have unclean toilets!

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:07, Reply)
No fucken WAI

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)
why would someone make a toilet out of pig skin?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:09, Reply)
to Halaal better access

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:11, Reply)
My understanding of festivals:
Expensive tickets.
Shit overpriced food.
Uncomfortable sleep.
Disgusting toilets.
Mud.
Rain.
Nightmare journeys there and back.
Full of cunts.

No thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:10, Reply)
You missed, great music, great drinks and MDs, good friends, sunshine etc etc
you really are showing every one of your 40 years Batts
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)
I don't do drugs.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Alcohol is a drug Battered!
One that destroys lives and tears families apart
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:17, Reply)
People say that alcohol's a drug, but it isn't a drug, it's a drink.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:30, Reply)
They were thinking about Love

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Kenny Thomas headlining, worst festival ever

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:38, Reply)
I really don't think Festival tickets are expensive for what you're getting.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)
Compared with individual gig prices they are very competetive.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Yeh except you get short sets and 90% of the bands you either can't see cos of clashes or you don't want to see.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:17, Reply)
Oh pish
I you go to a festival to see bands either you are getting it terribly wrong or the festival itself is shit. Did I ever tell you about the Magic Mushroom Festivals of North Wales? No sound system - just a light show - and one of the best festivals going...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)
I've been to tonnes of festivals
the best part is shagging some random when you're off your tits on MDs
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Perhaps at the Bude Surf and Rock Festival.
I honestly wouldn't mind missing any of Catatonia, Space and Travis, Rachel Stamp or 60ft dolls and the shorter their sets, the better really.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)
The only time I would like to not miss any of them would be if I was driving a lorry

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Thankfully I only went because I won the tickets on local radio
by answering the question "In what year did the beach boys get to number one with Surfin USA?"
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:30, Reply)
So you got it wrong
and that was the boobie prize?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Embarrassingly I got it right.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:35, Reply)
HawkEaster is on this weekend.
:o(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:16, Reply)
You forgot
Massive drugs
Drunken sex
Something to keep talking about year after year
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:12, Reply)

talking boring people
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)
For 24 fucking years in Monty's case.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:22, Reply)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:25, Reply)
T was indeed TJ

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:26, Reply)
I don't suppose I ever..oh I did? Oh OK.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:28, Reply)
1. don't buy one
2. don't eat anything other than LSD
3. see answer 2
4. if you follow answer 2 that also sorts this one
5. it was a hot, dry summer in '89 - there we were....'hitching' to Cornwall to the Treworgey Tree Fayre. We had our lives ahead of us, and a baccy tin rammed to the lid with drugs....
6 & 7 ah ok
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:14, Reply)
One day I want you to take a blood test for me, it would proper fuck up whoever is doing the results.
The little red platelettes things would probably look like this

(x-x)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:36, Reply)
The test tube would melt

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:40, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)
Don't share a tent with Stunned poster

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:19, Reply)
Have you personal experience of this?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Should I have?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Always take bog-roll, gaffa tape and bin bags.
strictly speaking this is a camping tip, but it applies to festivals even more so.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Mate, Glastonberry, 2000, David Gray.... 'nuff said.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:28, Reply)
Did you hear a about the chinaman who went scuba diving in the shitpit?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:29, Reply)
You've had a chinaman scuba diving in your flat?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:30, Reply)
tee hee

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Yeah' man, he got he bends, if you know what I mean.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:33, Reply)
U know

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:34, Reply)
I was there that year and yes, I did.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)
I never realised your were a french chinaman !
#seewhatIdidthere
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:34, Reply)
I just got off the phone with the TV and mobile people!!!1
Guess what?
It's now out of stock, they won't be able to deliver it until at least next week. They can't send me confirmation the day it goes out, they can't book me a weekend delivery.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Scam scam scam

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:38, Reply)
I'm shocked.
This has caught me entirely by surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:38, Reply)
ZUT ALORS!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Pssst
They *can* book you a weekend delivery: they just don't want to pay for it.

Tell them you will book one using your own carrier and they can pay you (up front for it): get a quote from DPD for a 3rd party collection from them an delivery to you on sa Saturday - with extra insurance.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:38, Reply)
The suppliers warehouse is closed on easter weekend apparently.
I did say "rubbish, you're using citylink they deliver at any time"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:39, Reply)
They're lying I think

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:41, Reply)
NO WAI!?!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:42, Reply)
At this point, I'd cancel the whole thing, you'll walk away with a free phone probably.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)
Is this the better telly you said you might be getting, on the origional one you ordered?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:39, Reply)
The original one I ordered.
I've got £35 off them, I'm going to push it to 3 months line rental which is about £93
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Did I ever tell you in the last thread about the time my 42" TV ordered online arrived the next day?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:40, Reply)
How much did it cost you?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:43, Reply)
It was free with this

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:44, Reply)
10/10

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Is it waterproof?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:49, Reply)
The TV? I'll take it with me when I shower later

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:55, Reply)
If you wind the TV up does it play a tune?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)
I saw the Levellers at a festival once
they Rolf Harris and Simple Minds were playing the same festival and they were loads better than those crusty gypos.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 10:39, Reply)

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