What am I going to do?
I have been off work for a fortnight with throat aids.

And it's almost the end of term where I will have another two weeks off holiday.

I need practical, real ideas to keep me busy.

I have had one immense idea which is to hard boil some real eggs, find a way to mold melted chocolate around the deshelled eggs and then wrap them in creme egg wrappers and give them to work colleagues upon my return.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:03, 42 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Don't care
Let's talk about me instead.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:07, Reply)

Ok. Who are you? What turns you on? Have you had a wank yet this evening?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:09, Reply)

tangledupinblue, your mum, no.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:11, Reply)

My mum is dead...
....ah as you were ;)
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:32, Reply)

your mum, tangledupinblue, yes, just finished one.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:14, Reply)

You old flatterer, you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:22, Reply)

Evening Bobby.
Have you thought about 'outside'? I understand it's all over the place.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:16, Reply)

That isn't Bobby.
Is it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:22, Reply)

Ohhhhhh.
So it isn't.
I saw the transformer, read 'end of term' and assumed it was.

Sorry, person who isn't Bobby.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:26, Reply)

I think they've gone anyway.
Alright b3th
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:27, Reply)

Alright Tangles.
How do's?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:31, Reply)

All good here
The usual round up of some nice beer and a new record to listen to.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:40, Reply)

I want beer :(.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:45, Reply)

Ok, let's talk about you now fucksocks.
You've been here a while.
Tell me two important things I need to know about you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:53, Reply)

I am behind your sofa
And that's not me you can hear breathing.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 23:01, Reply)

I have been here a long time in various different time frames.
One thing you should know is I work with a cunt who blocked access to b3ta.
I have been on a long hiatus.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 23:02, Reply)

Well you're back now, that's the main thing.
You'll find not much has changed, except maybe the names.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 23:08, Reply)

Yes there are lots of new b3tans and a few missing sadly :-(.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 23:11, Reply)

Who is bobby?
I might be bobby and not know it yet.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:31, Reply)

If you can ask the question
you're *not* Bobby.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:32, Reply)

Is bobby just fecking great?
If he is....it isn't me.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:33, Reply)

Opinion is divided on the subject.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:37, Reply)

I am yet to make the immaculate bobby's acquaintance.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:39, Reply)

imma thing

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:20, Reply)

Walk like an egyptian

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:21, Reply)

l n
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:31, Reply)

Evening Jeff.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:54, Reply)

Alright Tangles.
Right. I'm going to bed. The Internet keeps selling me things.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:57, Reply)

How's the job hunting going?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:57, Reply)

I had a telephone interview on Monday, got offered the contract an hour later, I start on Tuesday.
I'm like the Craig David* of the job world.

*May not be like Craig David.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 23:04, Reply)

No plans for Sunday then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 23:06, Reply)

Think I'll chill.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 23:11, Reply)

I have already perfected this.

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:31, Reply)

snailin plain snailin

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:32, Reply)

empirically determine the best chocolate bar to tuck up yourself

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:27, Reply)

Only if you can't shove your cock up your own arse...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:32, Reply)

I've only got half a bounty

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:38, Reply)

Gigantic Toblerone.
Sorted.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 27 Mar 2013, 22:39, Reply)