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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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GOOOOOOD Morning Bta
So the parallel parking record has been broken
metro.co.uk/2013/03/27/brothers-from-gloucester-break-parallel-parking-record-3561953/
Have you got it in you to break a record? If so what record would you attempt to break?

Alt: so it’s a Thursday-Friday today what are you doing over your 4 day break?

Alt;alt: I’m sucking on a Cola Cube (my son left a packet of sweets in the car) what is the best thing to suck on?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 7:46, 175 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I've already broken one.
Sadly it was a prized 45 of '7 and 7 is', a garage classic by 1960s LA pricks Love. It was brittle and I was pissed and I'm gutted.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 7:50, Reply)
But at least you were pissed.
Every cloud eh.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 7:53, Reply)
I can't bring myself to throw it away. It's quite rare and wasn't cheap

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 7:55, Reply)
Insurance fraud.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 7:55, Reply)
How is the job hunting going?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 7:57, Reply)
I had a telephone interview on Monday and got offered tbe contract about an hour later.
It's only until the end of July, but it's convenient.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:02, Reply)
Yeah I've got insurance Jeff course I have

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 7:58, Reply)
CSB*
I got the Sex Pistols "God save the Queen" Picture disk from E-bay that arrived in smithereens :(




*Needs MOAR Tree Fayre
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 7:55, Reply)
picture discs are gay

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:00, Reply)
And so is your mum!!!!!1111!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:01, Reply)
YOUN FACE IS GAY

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:01, Reply)
As I'm sure I've mentioned before
The version by The Soul Benders is loads better.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:19, Reply)
I really don't like The Commodores I'm afraid.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:21, Reply)
GEDDIT AHAHAH

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:22, Reply)
I GET THIS JOKE THAT YOU HAVE MAED

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:27, Reply)
Se'sly doe
I think I know the version to which you refer but need to check this for TRAINSPOT KNOB reasons. The Love version is excellent either way, although it's their best one by far. Little Red Book is nearly great as well but there's something not quite right about it. I was most pleased to find you don't rate them either - I thought there was something wrong with me for a long time, as no-one else could see that they were shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:30, Reply)
I know you can't listen at work, but you *might* remember to check back later:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V7pvB6VUKY

I heard a story that Interstellar Overdrive was written when Syd Barratt tried to play Little Red Book to someone and couldn't.
Then again, I've also heard that it's based on the theme from Steptoe and Son.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:38, Reply)
I suspect neither is true, like most Barrett 'true stories'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:50, Reply)
I heard that David 'Don't call me Dave' Gilmour
is actually Syd Barret in a cheap Mick Jagger mask
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:11, Reply)
alt: sorting my flat out tomorrow
Seeing a dear old pal and taking mushrooms on sat. Easter with kid sun and not sure about mon. Possibly lolz with wee angry man or seeing my mums.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 7:52, Reply)
altalt a gigantic reefer

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 7:53, Reply)
MASSIVE DRUGZ LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 7:54, Reply)
I should have realised you would Alt:alt: that

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 7:58, Reply)
I've smoked weed no more than twice this year
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:03, Reply)
6 months continuous smoking x2

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:07, Reply)
I don't know how many months there have been in ham-hand loafland this year, but where I live we're still in month 3 YOU DICK.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:23, Reply)
Such a dick he should be called MOBY

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:27, Reply)
YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:49, Reply)
Ha ha I got this plasterer some work a few weeks ago
He pulled out about half a nine bar of red seal* and said how much do you want as a thank you.
I declined as I haven’t smoked a joint since I was in my 20’s


*I didn't even realise that you could still get hash
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:07, Reply)
rub it in eh. I'd love a nice lump of hash

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:14, Reply)
Aksually I forgot I did have a joint in Amsterdam in 2006

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:16, Reply)
Haha yeah long term memory loss NO DOUBT!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:20, Reply)
sorry who are you?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:22, Reply)
oh HO!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:23, Reply)
I'd like to hold the record for taking the biggest shit ever in to your mum's cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 7:57, Reply)
I heard the biggest shit came out of your mums cunt
About 40 years ago





\o/
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 7:58, Reply)
nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:15, Reply)
I was rather proud of this

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:20, Reply)
It was, rather

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:20, Reply)
alt: decorating and drinking
the order of this is important...

altalt: YM, not that there's much left once we've all been on her.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 7:59, Reply)
Alt: Massive decluttering and putting stuff on freecycle. Playng guitar and getting drunk will also be involved.
Alt alt: A combination of fruit salads and blackjacks.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:05, Reply)
tell pooflake that we miss him !!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:07, Reply)
Has some Fucker still hijacked the Rory name?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:10, Reply)
yer, what kinof sick individual joyrides on someone elses name I ask you

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:13, Reply)
It beats me Nakers
It really does
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:13, Reply)
Dunno if I'll see poofers - if I do I'll pass on your best wishes

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:22, Reply)
I'll be having a ten year old laddie in Scotchland !!
they'll assume i'm after whiskey when really i'm trying to procur young boys for sexual purposes it'll be a right comedy of errors and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:07, Reply)
Haha Yeah

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:08, Reply)
hoots mon that'll be lol!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:12, Reply)
LOL FACTOR 300 HERE I COME !!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:14, Reply)
DON'T FORGET TO ASK WHAT TIME THE 1 O'CLOCK GUN IS FIRED!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:17, Reply)
I'm already finished for the weekend.
Not sure what we're doing yet, but something super awesome I'm sure.

Altalt; I like those old gobstoppers you got in the 20p machines at the swimming pool with sour layers randomly dispersed throughout.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:14, Reply)
I was at the height of criminal activity
them old machines used to except plastic money
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:18, Reply)
the one we went to had a spot when you turned it, that if you were careful,
You could get 3.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:22, Reply)
KNEAU WEIII

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:25, Reply)

I don't get this
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:28, Reply)
It's 'no way' said in wacqqqqui spelling.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:31, Reply)
oh right,
I skived off wakki class.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:33, Reply)
You taught it MORE LIKE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:49, Reply)
I DUN A PISS ON A ORKESTRA

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:50, Reply)
WAK WAK OOPS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:51, Reply)
Do you remember where you were when Baldmonkey died?
Apart from 'standing over him, holding a claw hammer'.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Alt alt: your wife's cock.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:16, Reply)
ladies don't generally have willies dozer old boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:18, Reply)
He wouldn't know the closest he got to pussy was when he went to the RSPCA

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:19, Reply)
they don't?
How's your prep work for the DJ slot going?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:24, Reply)
meh,
I've got a pretty good idea of what I want to open with, and where I want to end up. Just gotta do some more work on the middle and some plan b stuff if the crowd isn't going with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:32, Reply)
remember- at least twice as many tunes as you have time for
The last chap I DJd with asked me to take over a quarter of an hour early as he'd run out of tunes. He'd also planned out and written down his set.

I gave him a bit of a talking to about that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:46, Reply)
what a bender

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:48, Reply)
THE OTHER BLOKE SOUNDS LIKE A BIT OF ONE TOO!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:48, Reply)
tee hee

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:51, Reply)
I'm going to open loud and old school.
Get everyone on side.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:49, Reply)
yeah
Get people's attention. The main benefit of not playing 4/4 stuff is that you can do that.

Did you Google for DJ graphs? Funny and useful.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:58, Reply)
yeah, had a look, some good stuff there.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:04, Reply)
Timewarp? Superman? Come On Eileen?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:13, Reply)
My plan b was and always will be 'stare angrily at them and plough on regardless'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:48, Reply)
you're a true artist

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:49, Reply)

true piss
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:53, Reply)
I scowl through my sets.
It's not really very enjoyable until the end.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:54, Reply)
GOD HE'S AN IDIOT

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:25, Reply)
yup.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:32, Reply)
Morning
Something about the imminent release of my record.

Alt: Family get together, egg hunt, drinking slightly above government guideline levels.

Altalt: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHowqKYSXNI
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:24, Reply)
You're egg hunt.

(this works better spoken aloud, gag fans!!!)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:26, Reply)
You are a massive egg hunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:26, Reply)
I miss doing things like the easter egg hunt
They soon grow up TuiB :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:26, Reply)
I haven't seen my daughter in nearly 3 weeks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:28, Reply)
This weekend isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:28, Reply)
Tomorrow. Cannot wait.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:29, Reply)
Bless, at least you had skype

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:29, Reply)
You're ANDREW MARR!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:27, Reply)
SALTED PEANUTS!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:28, Reply)
YES!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:31, Reply)
anyone had a problem?
gu.com/p/3emqz
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:29, Reply)
We have had problems on our server

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:40, Reply)
And then what happened?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:42, Reply)
I guess someone rang up Kroney
He told them to reboot it in a scornful way
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:43, Reply)
My work VPN is so hopelessly slow some days, I don't think I'd even notice

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:46, Reply)
Wait a minute!!
Hey guys look! It's Two Hats!!! THE Two Hats!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:53, Reply)
The very same!
Hullo Monty "Monty from the Internet" Boyce!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:55, Reply)
NO WAY!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:55, Reply)
Tangfastic!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:56, Reply)
Haha like the sweets!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:57, Reply)
This is a great day to be alive

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:59, Reply)
It truly is.
The sun is shining, our bookkeeper has baked some cakes, no work for four days and I am in a superlative mood.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:01, Reply)
Yes indeedy corn-cobs!
And I was reminded that I'm going away for a few days next week. I assume my family are coming with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:03, Reply)
Swings and roundabouts, TH.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:05, Reply)
I already hold a world record thanks
alt. its my anniversary on Sunday so probably doing something with the wife
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:32, Reply)
I was part of one too,
What's yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:33, Reply)
most number of books can be hit with before losing consciousness

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:35, Reply)
It's so unbelievably shit you won't believe me

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:37, Reply)
I just found out I was wrong.
www.metalunderground.com/news/details.cfm?newsid=26848
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:38, Reply)
Yeh I just found out mine has been broken since
Guess we are both shit, lame, failures at life
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:40, Reply)
when your wife finally leaves you,
And ladypig wakes up and realises I'm a failure, wanna share a bedsit?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:44, Reply)
I want the right hand side of the bed

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:05, Reply)
I just want to be little spoon.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:08, Reply)
Alt: I bet it's not sex

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:33, Reply)
No, its probably ducking

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:35, Reply)
My company had a waqqi day of breaking records. I didn't get involved because I'm a miserable cunt
Out in the stix for Easter which will be a nice change.

Your mum's flaps
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:42, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQTB8dv-5eA
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:43, Reply)
that's is horrid.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:46, Reply)
It's not to bad if you turn the sound off

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:47, Reply)
good advice HH, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:50, Reply)
Really?
I quite like them.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:56, Reply)
it might be my hangover talking, but it sounds like synth rape

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:05, Reply)
Synth rape sounds brilliant.
If it isn't already a genre, it should be.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:06, Reply)
An off-shoot of the popular 'Ambient Techno-Rape' scene of the early 90's

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:07, Reply)
Don't think I'll listen to that out loud on the bus

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:49, Reply)
4 pints no supper and a bottle of red wine do not make for a happy Fogsey this morning

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:50, Reply)
Lightweight.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:52, Reply)
Compared to your rampant alcoholism, yes I am

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:56, Reply)
You're a fucking amateur.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:58, Reply)
Send me a postcard from your pickled liver death bed you 'Hardwick prick'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:03, Reply)
Crank this one up on the bus.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH475IxSMTs
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:04, Reply)
God I haven't heard that in years

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:06, Reply)
ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:07, Reply)
Logging in to click this

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:30, Reply)
Not so much as a single can for me.
Still, PAYDAY IS HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:52, Reply)
My prick company for pricks pays us mid-month
those pricks
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:55, Reply)
FUCKEN PRICKLORDS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:56, Reply)
I KNOW
They're all gaycock shitqueer bitchpipes, to a man.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:58, Reply)
What a prick thing to do

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:57, Reply)
My life is shitter than anyone else's
Due mainly to this terrible system.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:58, Reply)
I had a can of K cider
I declined a second, vile shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:08, Reply)
Diamond white was even worse

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:10, Reply)
No, none
Spa break - luxury pampering

Altalt: I would say your dad's cock but it tasted like your son's ass or something /ac
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:56, Reply)
:o(
oh OH
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:57, Reply)
alright swipe.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:06, Reply)
that's not the real swipe

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:08, Reply)
was there a delete?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:09, Reply)
Yep

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:09, Reply)
yer , pyschochomp was road testing a new account

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:09, Reply)
Nail and Head
Good call
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:10, Reply)
Nah, if Chompy was going to do something like that he'd have done it before now.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:15, Reply)
revenge is a dish best served .... cold

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:16, Reply)
CQ has a history for socks and deletions

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:25, Reply)
There was.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:09, Reply)
By ANDREW MARR!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:10, Reply)
It seems so.
Or perhaps some modding. *checks time*. No, it's been deleted.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:10, Reply)
b3th does her modding by request only, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:14, Reply)
Can you mod this post please b3th?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:15, Reply)
yeh who her mates are more like
she's got a list of everyone whos called her a fat bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:15, Reply)
Does it mainly consist of your accounts?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:16, Reply)
the ones that ent been deleted, i'm down to my last two :(

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:18, Reply)
your flagrant misuse of my name is in direct violation of the Law
B3TTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:20, Reply)
Yeah where is Badmons when you need him

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:22, Reply)
poor fake Monty Boyce :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:26, Reply)
It's a really, really long list.
Good morning Rory, my love. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:36, Reply)
Good news povvos and alkis Kestral lager is back!
9% and in an extra large 'sharing can'!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 8:59, Reply)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:01, Reply)
I'm not sharing.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:01, Reply)
i had no idea it'd ever been away

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:05, Reply)
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:06, Reply)

I have started a new thread
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:29, Reply)
Can I delete it?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:05, Reply)

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