Yes but I wouldn't want to. TIme is a commodity and I'd rather not spend it shopping, we have everything delivered
Alt. Sheds please
( Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:35, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Has your shed arrived yet?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Yes over a week ago,
I am still setting it up though, the bar and shelves are in and the electrics are done. Next I need to put in a couple of desks and tidy up a lot.
( Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Pictures please.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Not till its finished!
Alright, sneak preview www.b3tards.com/u/98480917b02b1414508e/shed.jpg but thats all you're seeing, one shitty corner with a twat wiring in a 13amp switched fuse
( Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Looking good. The shed that is, not you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Yeh I need to get back on the rowing machine.
You're just jealous you can reach up that high.
( Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Poor PJ :(
Exiled to the shed :(
( Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Its not so bad.
12'x10', six windows, good thick flooring so stand up to all my rowing machine and turbo training, close enough to house to get good wifi. I may move out there permanently
( Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

looks massive

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)

It is. I will be able to set up a garden table and 6 chairs easily once its done

( Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)

you'll be able to look out the window as the missus brings a string of fancy men home with her

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)

She'll bring them in through the front door

( Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:03, Reply)

I bet you quiver with fear when you see a parcel from Amazon arriving

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:39, Reply)

All the books thrown have been mine
The wife gets all her shit mills and boon book off her mum and then bins them. My library is extensive and mostly hardback. Much more painful. I think I could handle a few trashy paperbacks.
( Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:44, Reply)

she's readintg mills and boon and won't put out?
Have you tried dressing like a pirate or prince or some shit? call it LARP sex
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:45, Reply)

I take the piss out of her books all the time
I claim to be able to write ten a week buy taking one book, crossing out any instance of the word prince and changing it to sultan/egyptian/american etc etc, other than that they are the same basic story, Man and woman meet, man and woman fuck, man and woman break up, woman discovers she is pregnant, man declares love for woman and they get back together. Only the names, jobs/titles and locations change.
( Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)

they are written at "writing camps" in about a week
true facts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)

This surprises me
said nobody ever.
( Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

+ battered + shotgun + kilburn high road

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Margery swooned as Battered waltzed in to the room and cast his shotgun aside, his latest kill flung over his shoulder.
"Kiss me!" she exclaimed. "Hang on love" he replied, "I'll just go and fetch a stepladder"
( Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Git.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

the shotgun is the vital plot device that leads to happy couples nuptials at the chapter climax

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)

As Margery wailed and tears flowed down her cheeks, relieved that it was finally over Battered pulled the trigger.
*click* "See it wasn't even loaded you daft bitch"
( Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 10:08, Reply)