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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Two in the kitchen.
Two in the bathroom.

I feel under tapped. :(
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:54, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I have 3 in the kitchen
2 in the downstairs bathroom, 4 in the upstairs bathroom (not including shower) and 1 outside.What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)
hot, cold, horse jizz?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)
The modern kitchen is incomplete without an equine spaff dispenser.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)
I love horse spunk
best of all the seminal fluids
I love horse spunk
it TASTES GREAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
We had this the other day, Hot, cold, filtered. We never use the filtered tap or change the filter, its just there

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)
you should change the filter for one of those nesquik chocolate milk making straws

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)
Or a horse spunk dispenser.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
it's much easier than collecting a pint of it off your doorstep everymorning

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
It's true, but that's partly the attitude
that has seen a 78% reduction in spunk deliveries over the last 10 years, and the loss of nearly 400 spunkmen's jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:05, Reply)
And attach it to the cornish mains fed milk system we have?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
I assume it's like the flintstones and you have a cow backed up to you kitchen window anyway

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Yeh but thats for the fresh manure

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
I'll be honest here, I wasn't expecting another TAP CHAT thread after that one.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
Aren't you lucky eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
If you order a new tablet
you can get free taps
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you're also funny
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)
I'm clicking all of these.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)
You're a terrible bully.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)
You get me free when you take out a cheap phone contract with a bunch of shysters.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:05, Reply)
+ Mrs Gandhi in the ashtray
/80s
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)
That seems a reasonable amount to me.
Any more would just be excessive.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Oh wait, just read Badge's post below mine.
Six is the reasonable quantity.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Your bathroom doesn't have a bath, then?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)
maybe it's like a prison all in one job

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
It does but they don't have hot water in his place

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
he was supposed to get free hot water with the taps :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
I heard he got some lukewarm water the other day
but then they cme and took it back
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
it was the wrong temperature, apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:05, Reply)
It's ok though. He's now getting 3D water.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)
office lols a hoy!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:12, Reply)
His taps are marked S and D but he wanted H and D
n
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)
Yeah, but mixer tap, and mixer tap in the sink.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
You have mains-fed tonic water in your bathroom?
Clearly MK is the land of the future
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)
Mixer taps still have two taps on them sometimes
unless its one of those shit ones you have one tap to twist until you get the right temperature. I hate those.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)
Our shower is thermostatic and it was shit, but the landlord replaced the cartridge and now it's really good.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:05, Reply)
with a horse spunk dispenser?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Those ones where you twist to get the temperature and pull the lever up and down for pressure?
I like those.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Fag

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)
But you can operate them with your elbows and pretend to be a surgeon or a flid
hmm I can't remember where flid is on the words I shouldn't say scale
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)
but what do you do when you want both hot and cold water simultaneously, like any reasonable person?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:05, Reply)
He has to get a hosepipe through from the kitchen

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)

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