you ignored my post about momo
you toxic little smear
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:11, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

where?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)

don't bother, I'll give you an update anyway
he's done a big plop, had a bath in his drinking water and preened himself about half a dozen times, now he's eating a bit of toast I just gave him to stop him screaming at cats for a couple of minutes
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)

the video of him in the bath was the best one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)

pervert

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)

as the bible teaches us
let he who is without sin molest a choirboy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)

I really don't know why she wants to know this shit.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)

because one day
imma sneak into frank's house and steal him
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:15, Reply)

the bird
not the frank
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:15, Reply)

now he's preening himself again
except he's stood on his wing so it doesn't move while he preens the feathers, then he gets confused and tries to move his wing but his foot's on it and he be like woah wing not move then he figures it out
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:16, Reply)

how has he stood on his wing?
is he a tiny bit special?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)

he grabs the end of his wing with one foot
or sometimes both feet

it's one of the extremely stupid things he does, I need to get some video of him doing that
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)

brb, videoing Momo

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

i would like to see that
i would LOL
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)

actually I did video it a few days ago and forgot I uploaded it and yeah, youtube said I was uploading a duplicate video and oh god my life is just too complicated

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:33, Reply)

is there a bird link at the end of all that
or are you just going to kill yourself instead?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)

are you actually stupid or will your head dobber not let you scroll down?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)

bit of column a
bit of column b
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)

you're SO vanilla

(King Zog of Albania can imagine if cat buying boat, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:38, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
every time
you say this with surprise

how's momobird? have you got him a new egg to fuck rather furtively for easter?
( rachelswipe is not motherfucking cocksucking ginger, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 14:45, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)

TOO SLOW

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)

says the man who took 20 mins to reply to the original

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:15, Reply)

that thread was too fucking dull, I drifted off to spunk money on the internet

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:16, Reply)

i am so fucking bored

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)

money on the internet
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Spunk Money sounds like a 1950s jazz saxophonist

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:18, Reply)

money spunk sounds better
although it's a fairly limited field
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-o7HSdVut8
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)

hahaha
he's lucky he's got looks
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)

people ask me why I don't have a telly
I honestly don't need one, there's a little Momo sitcom going on all day in the lounge
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)

maybe you should get him a mrs momo

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)

nah, he's quite happy as long as I'm here to talk to him and feed him cornflakes
if I get another it'll probably be a green cheeked conure, there's a place over in Prestwich that sells hand reared ones
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:41, Reply)

holy shit check it out
www.ekmpowershop27.com/ekmps/shops/buriramphur/hand-reared-birds-232-c.asp
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)

the blue pineapple and blue cheeked cinnamon ones are CUUUUUTE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:44, Reply)

that's a mutation colour
underneath the paint it's a green-cheeked conure or a pineapple conure

custom colours cost extra, same with stratocasters
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:47, Reply)

quaker parrots too, those are great pets
they don't seem to do Hahn's macaws though, I'd totally get one of those
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:49, Reply)

the problem with macaws is that they'll outlive you by about 40 years
but they are stunning.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)

I just don't have enough space for something like a macaw
plus they can be house wreckers, one of those would chew through a sofa if it got bored one afternoon

plus I'd want a hyacinth macaw, they do not come cheap
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:55, Reply)

aren't they the most endangered species or summat?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)

yup
but captive bred ones aren't covered by CITES
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:27, Reply)

there's a new thread by the way

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 16:27, Reply)

i'm buying the nephew a budgie for his 8th birthday (his mum is thrilled)
primarily because i want to go to a breeder that hand rears baby parrots. too cute.

would they scream at each other if you got one?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:43, Reply)

that's another reason not to get a pair
2 parrots make more than twice the noise of one parrot

parrot 1 screams, parrot 2 joins in and vice versa
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:45, Reply)

your neighbours would love you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)