Alcohol.
I'm not allowed any of the naughty ones these days.
sadtimes.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 29 Mar 2013, 18:00, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

What, because they were legal before?
Explain your logic, sir
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 18:02, Reply)

he gets drug tested by his work

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 18:38, Reply)

he has kids

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 18:38, Reply)

cant think of any more reasons

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 18:39, Reply)

bail conditions?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 18:39, Reply)

Jeremy Kyle tests him every week because otherwise he can't see his bestranged grandmother?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 19:03, Reply)

He has a medical condition that makes ilegal drugs equate to commiting suicide.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 19:03, Reply)

He has a bet on with a mate on who can stay the longest without doing drugs and the winner gets £10

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 19:03, Reply)

wait a tenner or take drugs, dunno which is better

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 19:10, Reply)

It's not really the tenner, it's the glory. And the tenner.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 19:12, Reply)

you'd get more glory taking drugs shurely

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 19:13, Reply)

Not if you're already an addict and have been recovering for the last year.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 19:16, Reply)

depends on your life goals

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 19:26, Reply)

What kindda person has a life girl to be a relapsed smack addict?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 20:02, Reply)

Gobs: Yay or Nay, the tripple in yellow.
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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 20:05, Reply)

buyy 8

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 21:23, Reply)

Maybe he found out that his drug dealer's herroin supplier (the wholesaler) is a replaced one random bag in 20 with rat poison because he wanted to kill someone who done a drug deal wrong on him.
But then he accidently dropped it in the packet with the normal herrion and doesn't want to throw away 20 good bags of herrion just because one of them is poisoned.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 19:12, Reply)