So what about the weather, eh?
I'm sitting here, staring at the falling snow, in what is close enough to the month of april as to make no difference.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Over!

Alt: Massive Drugs, which do you prefer?

Alt:Alt: Who here grows their own food?
(GermanGuy invaded on, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:22, 59 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Afternoon.
Or possibly evening.
I don't know what it is about your country, but the two years we lived in Berlin back in the early 80s, it snowed at Easter. Both years!

Actually, that could just be Berlin. I went back about ten years ago for Fasching, and it was knee deep in the stuff then.

Alt: codeine. Or morphine. Generally don't have access to the morphine though.

AltAlt: Al.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:40, Reply)

were you a sleeper agent in Berlin?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:41, Reply)

I was six.
So probably not.

Enjoying your 'good' friday?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:43, Reply)

that was good you are correct
Yeah, it's been ok. got up at sparrows fart with mini Fogle, had a play went for a walk in the sunshine, looked at some villages we might move to, nice pub lunch, cup of tea and now it is now.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:44, Reply)

Mini Fogle doesn't sound as cool as baby Badmons

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:46, Reply)

Kind of sounds like a very tiny cock
I was quite keen until he dropped his pants to reveal a mini fogle
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:46, Reply)

Defcon Fogle.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:47, Reply)

I am sad for Richard griffiths today
He was amazing in the history boys. Simultaneously pathetic, comic and perverted.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:48, Reply)

Worst film ever
Smart arse northerners get touched up by a teacher, brilliant!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:51, Reply)

I've never seen it.
Or Withnail. Don't suppose I'll ever get round to it either.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:52, Reply)

Ignore the lovely spastic
History boys is fucking fab. Love Alan Bennett.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:54, Reply)

I took a photo of BarryFromEastenders with Richard Griffiths
Outside a pub that was next to a theatre door.

Richard didn't do photos with fans so it was a stolen moment. Which turned out to be very Barry.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 18:05, Reply)

I'll stick with that then
I may get bored of Ben foyle soon anyway
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:51, Reply)

It snowed in May a few years back.
I like my drugs harsh and dirty. I like them to smack me in the face and force me to dance the sweat dance for hours. Like my women.

I grow fruit and veg. Going to be a bit shit this year though as I'm a lazy cunt and it's too cold for planting.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:42, Reply)

Shambles is one of the finest examples of pilled-up dad-dancing out there folks.
Trufax.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:55, Reply)

I'm one of the finest examples of most things to be fair.
I'm a truly splendid specimen.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:56, Reply)

Missing the jar, unfortunately.

Hi!!!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 21:18, Reply)

Who the fuck are you?
Waiting for iPod to charge so I can head out. You don't grow much food in Kensington. Not really an outdoorsy kind of place.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:47, Reply)

He's new.
He appears to German, not a sock, and quite sporadic in replying.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:52, Reply)

He also won qotw
As much as one can win at qotw
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:52, Reply)

Hey, I've won several times
Oh:(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:54, Reply)

You don't 'win' QOTW, just get to be the smallest loser.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:55, Reply)

[something about how it used to be a valid competition with hilarious anecdotes until you and brayndedd spoiled it by pointing out that they're all tragic shitcunts]

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:56, Reply)

not ALL of them.
Just the virgins, liars, Accordianists and whiners. I quite like the bloke with no bumhole.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 18:43, Reply)

I GOT IN THE BEST OF.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 18:57, Reply)

Fuck off Fritz.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:51, Reply)

Tis a bit Fritzy isn't it?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:55, Reply)

Alright tiddlypeeps ?
I just got back from the pictures, saw Oz with Ma'. I reckon its the best use of 3D i've seen but the story itself was a bit oookayish, I feel asleep a couple of times.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:57, Reply)

Did it have Zooey Deschanel in it?
Did it have Judy Garland in it?
No? Then it will be shit. HTH.

In other news, Revolution tonight.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:58, Reply)

I'm a mostly hetrosexual male who's under 30 and it's got Mila Kunis in.
That'll suite me nicely.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 18:20, Reply)

cricket seasons started
someone better tell me all about how they don't like cricket, i love that
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:58, Reply)

How about, as well doing that
I also try to convince you that football is a much better sport and you should watch that instead?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Mar 2013, 17:59, Reply)

yes! and then someone else could join in and make a remark about how footballers dive a lot, that's always good

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 18:02, Reply)

What about that offside rule, eh?
What's that all about??!??!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 18:48, Reply)

somethingabouthowit'stoocoldforcricketorsomething
I like cricket. I like when they do that spazz thing with their wrist and you think it's going to go that way and then ahahahaha it goes the other way and the batsman is all lol I thought it was coming straight at me but it wasn't rofl howzat
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 18:00, Reply)

Alcohol.
I'm not allowed any of the naughty ones these days.
sadtimes.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 29 Mar 2013, 18:00, Reply)

What, because they were legal before?
Explain your logic, sir
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 18:02, Reply)

he gets drug tested by his work

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 18:38, Reply)

he has kids

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 18:38, Reply)

cant think of any more reasons

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 18:39, Reply)

bail conditions?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 18:39, Reply)

Jeremy Kyle tests him every week because otherwise he can't see his bestranged grandmother?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 19:03, Reply)

He has a medical condition that makes ilegal drugs equate to commiting suicide.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 19:03, Reply)

He has a bet on with a mate on who can stay the longest without doing drugs and the winner gets £10

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 19:03, Reply)

wait a tenner or take drugs, dunno which is better

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 19:10, Reply)

It's not really the tenner, it's the glory. And the tenner.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 19:12, Reply)

you'd get more glory taking drugs shurely

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 19:13, Reply)

Not if you're already an addict and have been recovering for the last year.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 19:16, Reply)

depends on your life goals

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 19:26, Reply)

What kindda person has a life girl to be a relapsed smack addict?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 20:02, Reply)

Gobs: Yay or Nay, the tripple in yellow.
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PUG-DOG-FUNKY-POP-ART-CANVAS-PRINT-MANY-SIZES-COLOURS-FREE-UK-POSTAGE-/261037478961?pt=UK_Art_CanvasGiclee_RL&var=&hash=item3cc70bd431
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 20:05, Reply)

buyy 8

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 21:23, Reply)

Maybe he found out that his drug dealer's herroin supplier (the wholesaler) is a replaced one random bag in 20 with rat poison because he wanted to kill someone who done a drug deal wrong on him.
But then he accidently dropped it in the packet with the normal herrion and doesn't want to throw away 20 good bags of herrion just because one of them is poisoned.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 19:12, Reply)

Momo's doing just fine, thanks for asking

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 18:08, Reply)

pics

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 18:20, Reply)

alright Germany guy.
It's pretty cold here, but I'm hoping the snow will stay away. Going to Devon tomorrow to try and find a little sun.

Alt: I'm a weed man these days, a coke man back in the day. But the best drug in the world is mushrooms.

Altalt. Nope, but probably should.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 29 Mar 2013, 19:18, Reply)

A faux Kraut, eh? Whatever next?
The weather outside is frightful. But inside is so delightful.

Alt - largely given up these days unless you count alcohol and nicotine - very massive drugs but not stigmatised and made criminal by reactionary parochials.

Alt alt - used to grow all my own herbs but last summer and this winter has fucked the lot of 'em. The mint will probably survive but I'll have to replace all the rest.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 20:53, Reply)

You are Hitler
AICMFP
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 21:30, Reply)

I don't do drugs, I heard they turned a man inside out

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 29 Mar 2013, 22:35, Reply)