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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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this is a partially blocked ear
it's a million times more serious and deserving of sympathy than any kind of flu. or cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:23, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
what do you honestly expect a doctor to do about that other than tell you to get out of his surgery and back to bloody work you skiving git?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)
actually if it is the start of an ear infection tehn catching it earliy is important as the ionfection can spread into the inner parts and cos loss of hearing
she may need antifungal treatment and antibiotics
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:28, Reply)
calm down dear

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Oh man, Nakers is totally up for some chestshitting here.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)
hopefully i can rim her puss filled ear as well

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)
I don't think that shoving cats down your aural canal is a recognised cold symptom remedy.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
those crazy chinese would give it a go

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
I don't know, there could be something in this...
Swipe is allergic to cats, so shoving one down her aural canal might trigger an immune response and relieve the symptoms of her cold.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
This is exactly how medicine works.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)
I make my living from woo! science
No amount of medical facts peddled by trained professionals is going to put my customers off.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)
it would need to be one of those japanese bonsai cats
we're talking about my delicate ear here, not your grandmother's gaping distended anus after a night down the docks
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)
Obviously I wouldn't shove a whole cat down.
There would be all sorts of unnecessary things in that.
I recommend a concentrated standardised extract, taken one to two times a day with food.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)
is this worse than throwing a whole cat at a window?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:59, Reply)
How do you think we extract the active components?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)
pus

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
could be both

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
* pushes uneaten breakfast away. Bokes. *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
uneaten breakfast? at 10.35?
you lazy cunt
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
I can't eat for a couple of hours once I get up. Been up since 6.30. Now hungry.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
yeah yeah yeah

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Wetherspoons breakfast, the pikey cunt.
Probs just been down the rock and roll office with purpledoris.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Eggs benedict in a local cafe.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)
i don't care if he sticks a unicorn cock down it
so long as it pops and i can hear/balance again
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)

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