I'd never get close enough to a fatty to find out about their personality.
I don't like sweaty women and I've sat near fat people before and they smell, they smell really bad, like rotting flesh, which is probably what it is.
( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:32, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

that says more about the locals in cornwall than about anything else, i think
one pasty too many
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:33, Reply)

I used to work in a hotel in Scotland
and the head waitress was twenty five stone EASILY. She sweated buckets the whole day, dripping off her big fat nose onto people's plates. And she stank. Even at ten in the morning.
How anyone never complained about her is completely beyond me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)

too many carrots innit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:38, Reply)

+second homes

( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)

mine's technically a third home
is that worse?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)

worse than a 180 quid haircut

( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)

My hairdressers (hair 'studio')
has gone out of business.
I find haircuts so traumatic I haven't been able to find a new one to go to yet, and my hair is in dire need of a trim.
#first world problems
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Come round my office in a couple of weeks
I'm getting a free haircut, I'm sure they could squeeze you in.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Oh.
I'd probably better nopt come out and meet you when you're in Bristol, then.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Im talking about these types
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1920222
( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)

don't listen to a word
this woman is neither fat nor sweaty.

she does have mahoosive jugs, however.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:38, Reply)

They're even mahoosiver these days : (
A few more letters and I'll be on the downhill side of the alphabet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)

I find that comment sexist
Yes swipey she has breasts. I for one find it highly offensive that people feel the need to point out a womans breasts.
( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)