that says more about the locals in cornwall than about anything else, i think
one pasty too many
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:33, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I used to work in a hotel in Scotland
and the head waitress was twenty five stone EASILY. She sweated buckets the whole day, dripping off her big fat nose onto people's plates. And she stank. Even at ten in the morning.
How anyone never complained about her is completely beyond me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)

too many carrots innit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:38, Reply)

+second homes

( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)

mine's technically a third home
is that worse?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)

worse than a 180 quid haircut

( Peej, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)

My hairdressers (hair 'studio')
has gone out of business.
I find haircuts so traumatic I haven't been able to find a new one to go to yet, and my hair is in dire need of a trim.
#first world problems
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Come round my office in a couple of weeks
I'm getting a free haircut, I'm sure they could squeeze you in.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:24, Reply)