I just passed a stool so compact and massive it was like being bummed by an enormous coon.
Just sayin'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:44, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Haha

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)

I like this

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)

I assume you mean massive as in that a great mass
not it was massive in size?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)

It was like a fuckin' caber

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)

I passed one the size and shape of a Red Bull can once.
Afterwards I had to have a lie down.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)

that's not that big...a 500ml can of K cider, now you're talking

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:50, Reply)

It's when it's the size of a Watney's Party 7 that it's time to seek medical help

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:51, Reply)

:O

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:52, Reply)

wow that's..retro

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:54, Reply)

That's me!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:54, Reply)

a 500ml can of K cider a Watney's party 7
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:52, Reply)

*shakes hands*


I have washed them, don't worry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Well you'd know.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)

AHAHAHA I HAD NO IDEA SOMEONE WOULD BE SO WITTY AS TO POST THIS!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Consider yourself very lucky.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Oh gosh I truly do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Are we still drinking with Winders on Thursday?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Who knows, with that boy?
He changes his mind more often than I change my underpants*


*ONCE A WEEK!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Hope this helps:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1919270
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Want a beer and that superb LP then, or is it a flying visit?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:04, Reply)

I would love to, unfortunately I'm travelling with my boss.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:08, Reply)

You are 'Little Steven' AICMFP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Tell him you're just nipping to the loo
then join us for a couple and nip back. If he looks quizzical at the length of time you've taken, just say "I'd leave it a few minutes if I was you."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Speaking as a vegetarian, I have absolutely no idea what you are on about.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Since my brother switched to Guinness about ten years ago, he claims never to have had a single solid shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Solid

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:17, Reply)

pics or it didn't happen

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:36, Reply)

Edgy.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 19:49, Reply)