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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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How many of these have you disgusting fatties eaten?www.barelyedible.co.uk/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:38,
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fucking hell frozen cheesy chips,at least the other things have a chance of being edible but frozen fucking cheesy chips wtf
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:56,
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Brains Faggots are lovelyI have them quite often.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:07,
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There's a strikethrough there somewhere but I'm buggered if I can find it(
broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:21,
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You know what, I think you're rightI'll think on that for a bit
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:24,
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I don't want you to lose focus on your football joke, Tee Aitch(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:26,
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You know what TH? I'm going to have them for dinner this evening. Or "tea" since they're a bit Northern.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:32,
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YESI've got some in the freezer actually...I'M HAVING MINE TOMORROW!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:40,
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They're OK. Apart from being just about the worst impersonation of a faggot in the world.I've done claggy shits that are more like real faggots than those atrocities.
Remarkably, they still look like the most edible thing on that blog. Some people clearly hate themselves.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:35,
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None, surprisinglyThen again, my return to eating the processed shit I've been on recently has also led to my feeling sick most of the time. Realised that I felt better over the weekend, when I was eating proper fodo. Felt a bit unwell again this morning, had a salad for lunch, felt better afterwards.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:09,
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I've eaten the microwave sausagesThey were pretty much as described. I didn't do it again, and this is coming from someone who has purchased more than one Rustlers.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:29,
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Awww, whaddamadder Chompy?*tickles under chin*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:43,
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what's up big guy?Wrong tv again? it's the wrong tv again isn't it?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:44,
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Nope, I have a choice at work of either pissing off a dozen people who I don't activly dislike by making a formal complaint to directorsor rolling over and letting them get away with fucking me over.
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Formally put me at risk of redundancy when other people doing the same job on different contracts were slot ins.Then I pointed it out and they backed down quickly. Didn't publish my role in any of the official documentation for the consultation. got told repeatedly I wasn't going to be made redundant and that they couldn't look into my case until the letter arrived.
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I can helphttps://www.dwpe-services.direct.gov.uk/portal/page/portal/jsaol/lp
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I just passed a stool so compact and massive it was like being bummed by an enormous coon.Just sayin'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:44,
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I assume you mean massive as in that a great massnot it was massive in size?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:45,
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I passed one the size and shape of a Red Bull can once.Afterwards I had to have a lie down.
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Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:49,
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that's not that big...a 500ml can of K cider, now you're talking(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:50,
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It's when it's the size of a Watney's Party 7 that it's time to seek medical help(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:51,
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*shakes hands*I have washed them, don't worry.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:54,
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AHAHAHA I HAD NO IDEA SOMEONE WOULD BE SO WITTY AS TO POST THIS!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:50,
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Are we still drinking with Winders on Thursday?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:54,
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Who knows, with that boy?He changes his mind more often than I change my underpants*
*ONCE A WEEK!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:55,
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Hope this helps:www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1919270
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:02,
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Want a beer and that superb LP then, or is it a flying visit?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:04,
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I would love to, unfortunately I'm travelling with my boss.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:08,
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You are 'Little Steven' AICMFP(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:31,
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Tell him you're just nipping to the loothen join us for a couple and nip back. If he looks quizzical at the length of time you've taken, just say "I'd leave it a few minutes if I was you."
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:34,
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Speaking as a vegetarian, I have absolutely no idea what you are on about.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:52,
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Since my brother switched to Guinness about ten years ago, he claims never to have had a single solid shit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:57,
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alright__̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.__
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:53,
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SP__̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.__
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:16,
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It's quite a sad indictment on this placewhen it takes one of Monty's bowel movements to save a thread
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:55,
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i think we're all just happy things have calmed down a little bit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:56,
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The only reason I come here at allis just in case someone talks about Monty's aperture.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:02,
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The wider the aperture, the quicker the shutter speed.I bet Monty's is clicking like an octopus' beak.
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Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:06,
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Looking like it ehDunno which one though. I'm keen to show young Windolene a good juicer.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:32,
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According to mongy it has LED lights :o((
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:35,
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As long as it doesn't have a dead dude in the shitter, I reckon he'll be alright.(
Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:33,
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Hard to sink lower than thatWe could take him to The Castle I suppose, that might do it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:35,
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I like that pubThe local 'characters' make for a 'lively' evening. There used to be a drugs shop next door in one of the flats. Steel shutters, security guards, Lithuanians etc.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:44,
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I've drunk in there a few timesmostly while making my way home utterly shitfaced already. Place never shuts and it serves Sagres.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:45,
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Suits metwo minute walk back to the flat \o/
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:53,
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I bet you fall asleep on the last walk home and wake up in Cockfosters(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:55,
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Extensive:'Red', 'white' and 'ginger'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:51,
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You'll have to ask yourselfas being glassed doesn't appeal to me.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:51,
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it sounds like a delightful establishment(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:52,
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is that the one where del falls through the bar?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:04,
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I can do tomorrow or the 11th of Aprilhth xx
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:35,
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They seek him here, they seek him there etcDifficult to pin down.
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Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:38,
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this is you, this is:www.booksplease.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/the-scarlet-pimpernel001.jpg
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:39,
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lolsis he the ome who sneaks into womens bedrooms and fingers them/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:40,
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Look at that epic Fogesy collar!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:42,
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He is your tedious modern-day prog rock band?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:45,
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your words are like a poison tipped dagger in my heart(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:44,
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Because a dagger in the heart just isn't fatal enough(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:46,
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How did I get in to this?Incidentally I can do tomorrow and as Winders is now not coming that might be better...
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:58,
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alright cowfoot(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:16,
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It's ok The Doveston, I'll alright you if you like.alright The Doveston
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:30,
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leave my son alone he dont need you(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:36,
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Watch him, I reckon he's a nonce(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:46,
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i need to protect dovers from nonces(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:48,
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He's a good looking lad, your Dovesy.These predatory nonces'd be all over him. It makes me fucking sick is what it does.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:52,
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i know i just want to preserve his innocence until he's old enough to get a real sugar daddy(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:55,
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That's good to know. Decent parenting - a rare thing in these times.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:10,
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Three days on the drink/drugs has killed me.I felt fine and once I hit work I have overwhelming tiredness.
Maybe I have allergies.
I'd go on the dole but that's a bit shit now.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:37,
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back for 2 days after not seeing your family for weeks and you are in the pub already*shakes head*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:01,
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the missus refused to put on a Polish accentand call him "Mr Battered" while he did her up the shitter. It juast wasn't the same.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:03,
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Must... Not... Click... Dammit. Failed.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:04,
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I have to confess I had no such qualms and clicked with gusto(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:08,
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I've spent the afternoon looking after micro. Mrs has taken her to a song class, so I am having an hour off. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:03,
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You don't have to explain yourself me to Batsyou only have to explain yourself to Jesus
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:05,
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"Good Evening battered, my name is Mr. Sheen. I'd like to ask you a few questions"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:10,
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