It's quite a sad indictment on this place
when it takes one of Monty's bowel movements to save a thread
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:55, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i think we're all just happy things have calmed down a little bit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Shit thread innit.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Quite literally

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Well really.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 15:57, Reply)

The only reason I come here at all
is just in case someone talks about Monty's aperture.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)

You are right to do so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:04, Reply)

The wider the aperture, the quicker the shutter speed.
I bet Monty's is clicking like an octopus' beak.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:06, Reply)

SHITTER SPEED MORE LIKE!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Say cheese!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:08, Reply)

That
is a delightful analogy.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:08, Reply)

I am well good with words and that, innit.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:16, Reply)

ANAL LOGGY MORE LIKE!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:30, Reply)

So are we off down the juicer on Thursday, or what?

( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Looking like it eh
Dunno which one though. I'm keen to show young Windolene a good juicer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:32, Reply)

Show him a shit one to make him feel better about his.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:33, Reply)

According to mongy it has LED lights :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:35, Reply)

As long as it doesn't have a dead dude in the shitter, I reckon he'll be alright.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:33, Reply)

Hard to sink lower than that
We could take him to The Castle I suppose, that might do it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:35, Reply)

on Commercial Rd?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:38, Reply)

That's the one

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:42, Reply)

I like that pub
The local 'characters' make for a 'lively' evening. There used to be a drugs shop next door in one of the flats. Steel shutters, security guards, Lithuanians etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:44, Reply)

I've drunk in there a few times
mostly while making my way home utterly shitfaced already. Place never shuts and it serves Sagres.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:45, Reply)

I think we should go there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Suits me
two minute walk back to the flat \o/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:53, Reply)

I bet you fall asleep on the last walk home and wake up in Cockfosters

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:55, Reply)

What's the wine list like?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Extensive:
'Red', 'white' and 'ginger'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:51, Reply)

also "barley"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:51, Reply)

oh and 'fortified'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:03, Reply)

You'll have to ask yourself
as being glassed doesn't appeal to me.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:51, Reply)

it sounds like a delightful establishment

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:52, Reply)

is that the one where del falls through the bar?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 17:04, Reply)

I can do tomorrow or the 11th of April
hth xx
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:35, Reply)

You're like the Scarlet Pimpernel.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:36, Reply)

in what way?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:38, Reply)

They seek him here, they seek him there etc
Difficult to pin down.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:38, Reply)

this is you, this is:
www.booksplease.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/the-scarlet-pimpernel001.jpg
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Didn't realise Cavey wrote The Scarlet Pimpernel.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:40, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:40, Reply)

lols
is he the ome who sneaks into womens bedrooms and fingers them/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Look at that epic Fogesy collar!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:42, Reply)

he is my muse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:44, Reply)

He is your tedious modern-day prog rock band?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Yes.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:47, Reply)

this is very witty ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:48, Reply)

11th is prolly better tbh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:41, Reply)

TOMORROW IT IS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:42, Reply)

your words are like a poison tipped dagger in my heart

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:44, Reply)

Because a dagger in the heart just isn't fatal enough

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Not for Fogesy it's not

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:46, Reply)

How did I get in to this?
Incidentally I can do tomorrow and as Winders is now not coming that might be better...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Apr 2013, 16:58, Reply)