I like chicken chat.
Sometimes I order aloo chat, though. That's nice too.

I know the price of grain has gone up due to the floods last year, and that's why chickens are getting more expensive, but FFS - £4 for 3 chicken breasts? Have a word, Morrisons.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:35, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

There's an Indian restaurant called 'Chutney Chat'.
Well, I think it's a restaurant. Might be a gay sexline.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)

buy a whole chicken for £5, then cut into breasts, legs, thighs, wings
and you can boil the bones and carcass for chicken stock to make soup
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)

But I don't want all the other bits.
I just want a nice bit of breast I can grill or sear.
Your solution sounds a bit too much like 'work'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)

the other bits are the best bits
I mean, I LIKE breasts, but legs and thighs are tastier
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Woah a chicken with three tits??

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)

It's a Martian

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)

And the prize for 'I was waiting for someone to say that' of the day
goes to: Nakers.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)

You think £4 for three chicken breasts is expensive?
What fucking planet are you on? Do you have any idea what it costs to rear a chicken? Let alone prepare, butcher and dress it and then transport it around the country? The fact that you can buy a whole chicken for under a fiver is fucking ridiculous and if you think it's too expensive, then 1) you eat too much meat and 2) you're a fucking povvo and should fuck off and get a better job.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Planet Weston

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Yeah? Well...
Your face smells.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)

beff can only measure things in units of 19p morrisons chocolate chip cookies

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)

I'm guessing it costs less than £5 to raise a chicken

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)

yeah but do those chickens get sky TV and phone cards?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)

I also guess that raising 10,000 chickens isn't 10,000 times the cost of raising a single chicken.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)

when all I needed was a duck...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)

OH THE IRONY

( Peej, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

MorrisetteLOLs

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Chickens deserve to be tortured
if it keeps the cost down
( Peej, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)