Chicken fact: there are vast areas of Virginia which are pretty much all poultry farms
and you can smell the fuckers from space.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:40, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You can smell in space?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Yes, but no-one can hear you doing it.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Dude - you smell EVERYWHERE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)

When I was at school
my best friend's family had to live in a rented cottage for a while, for various tedious reasons. The place they chose was out in the middle of nowhere, next to a pig slaughterhouse.

Now that was one garden you didn't want to sit out in.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)

in case someone thought you had escaped and corralled you back to the abbatoir?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Oh man, Nakers.
That's harsh.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

nah man, I love pigs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)