JUSTICE LEAGUE BALDMONKEY OF COURSE
featuring several mental b3tans both past and present. Eds Meds for his ability to unconvincingly lie women into marriage, hairpot to create distractions for the rest of the team to make their escape, blaireau to fix any and all plumbing and electrical probelms whilst off his head on jellies and booze, albert marshmallow to hack the pentagon etc etc
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:24, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i'm sure they may be room for a Supermatt in that team

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)

if we ever need a plant in a childs nursery he's the rouge expert that has to be won over for the team

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)

wha?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Think Bartleby but even weirder
Even Monts wishes he had never met him
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)

I'm pleased to be weird.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)

supermatts usually a lone soldier, fighting binary code and shit dressed up as neo. His child raping skills would have to be won over with some speech about it all being for the future of mankind

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)

I think he means "rogue"
but "rouge" is somehow apt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)

shit yeah, i'm channelling gonz

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)

I dunno. I wouldn't bet at all against SuperMatt wearing old ladies' makeup.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)

what's he like these days? If anything shouldn't he look even more like a dangerous paedophile?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)

haven't seen him in years
I only used to run into him when I went to Christmas bashes in the Porterhouse, and I haven't done that since about errr 2008 I think
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Mixed feedback - Gonz says he's 'safe', a number of others 'creepy' - what say you?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)

I dunno, didn't pay much attention to him.
Remember, though, a room full of b3tans sets a baseline of creepy that skews other perceptions.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Who are the top current b3ta mentals, Rory?
It seems like all the proper nutters have gone.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:27, Reply)

yeah, shame about that, they were the more interesting characters
Everyone seems to be self diagnosed with crippling depression, so it has to be more than that. Franks been sectioned a couple of times so that helps. CQ has a personality disorder mixed with depression, thats good too. Gonz ent a well boy.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Aint Jan been in the looney bin a few times?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)

oh yeah. She's old skool beta at it's neediest. LOOK AT ME IM SECTIONED AND IM POSTING TO YOU ALL AND AND IM JUST OFF TO THE PUB WITH ALL MY GREAT NEW FRIENDS !!!! BET YOUR JEALOUS !!!!
1 reply in 6 hours - 'fuck off'
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Who's Jan?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)

aylia

( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)

King Zog is head and shoulders above most.
Assuming it's Gigly.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)

in which category though?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)