World Police
With all the Korea kick off and the constant threat of Global War, this planet needs a saviour.

Who would you have in your real life Justice League and why?
Who you gonna call?

Alt. Weekend shizz.
Alt. Alt. What do you have in your burger bun?

Apologies if this is a bit stompy but I'm off to do actual work.

As you were.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 11:59, 81 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

whoah bit early in the day for racism

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:01, Reply)

i 've got some mini cheddars

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:01, Reply)

I'm having Toast with real butter and marmite
In your face Fogsey
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:04, Reply)

I have what can only be described as the best broth ever

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Does that mean you're sipping a pint :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:48, Reply)

These are all very strange things to have in a burger bun

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:25, Reply)

So you're not planning on sticking around to reply to any of us?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:03, Reply)

That sounds like a challange to stomp

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Well I ain't answering any of his questions.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Hey have a peep at this
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trooper-finds-39-tons-of-marijuana-in-texas-tanker-after-routine-traffic-stop-8559583.html
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:06, Reply)

which begs the question, why start a thread?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Neediness that's what Ben, neediness

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:06, Reply)

D'you know what, it makes me sick.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:06, Reply)

So I can come back later and read all of your lovely and hilarious replies...
Obvs.

C'monnnn It'll be fun! Like a real life Expendables.

Only real life people are rubbish and characters are much better.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Which begs the question
how long can you keep a grip on the rope? They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworth's, man. The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Can't even make conversation.
*mutters under breath and kicks up dust*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:16, Reply)

It's not conversation
if you fuck off and expect us to talk amongst ourselves now, is it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)

To start a topic among a large group should induce conversation.
Y'all don't need me.

Dunno, had an idea for a question. Backfired.

I'll just stick to rocking in a corner.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Thanks "Michael Stipe"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)

We do fucking need you, man.
WE DO.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)

(^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS of course.
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:18, Reply)

How will TEAM SPIDERS deal with my team of rolled up newspapers?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:22, Reply)

They are fucking shit at getting out of pint glasses as well

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:23, Reply)

And climbing out of the bath.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:24, Reply)

I heard north korea are sinking old bath tubs into their borders as we speak

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:25, Reply)

(^(^;;^)^) Only cos we drunk ALL of the lager.
hic!
(^(^;;^)^)
GO TEAM SHPIDERSHic!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Like this.
(^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS......




...........................SCUTTLE!
......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................(^(^;;^)^)
GO TEAM SPIDERS!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)

henry kissinger, kofi annan, ban ki moon and the iron sheik

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:19, Reply)

guys, if you ever want to fake a letter from kissinger
wiki has his signature
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:21, Reply)

What if I wanted to fake a kiss from Letterman?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Dear Glued Eel
I have always found your work to be of the highest quality.
Your efforts on behalf of peace and the American Way have not gone without notice.
Thank you for your service.

Yours erotically,

Henry Kissinger
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Aw bless
He signs with a red X
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)

First a veggie, now shit at wikipedia :(
Sort yerself out sc
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)

no, it's definitely a redex.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)

WORKS FINE HERE
EVERYONE IS SHIT BUT ME
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)

I CAN SE IT THOBBY

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)

You rang?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:21, Reply)

I'd have Internet Lawyer Woman swipe
Drug Dealer Beheader ('s associate) Boyce
Psycho (Death by Excel) chomp

Goatbusters

Alt:
Probably trip to Yorkshire to visit m-i-l
AltAlt:
Blue cheese, fried onions and spicy sauce
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:23, Reply)

No burger?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:24, Reply)

I'm a veggie

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:25, Reply)

You disgust me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Pleased to meat you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)

I had a Vegetarian spicy bean burger yesterday Trustory

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:27, Reply)

I prefer vege-burgers that pretend to be meat.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)

Problem was it was fucking huge and about half way through eating it every bite seemed to
remind of Doreto's
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)

The addition of bacon would also help

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)

This thread is getting about as much use as
Montys wallet
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:24, Reply)

JUSTICE LEAGUE BALDMONKEY OF COURSE
featuring several mental b3tans both past and present. Eds Meds for his ability to unconvincingly lie women into marriage, hairpot to create distractions for the rest of the team to make their escape, blaireau to fix any and all plumbing and electrical probelms whilst off his head on jellies and booze, albert marshmallow to hack the pentagon etc etc
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:24, Reply)

i'm sure they may be room for a Supermatt in that team

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:26, Reply)

if we ever need a plant in a childs nursery he's the rouge expert that has to be won over for the team

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)

wha?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Think Bartleby but even weirder
Even Monts wishes he had never met him
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)

I'm pleased to be weird.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)

supermatts usually a lone soldier, fighting binary code and shit dressed up as neo. His child raping skills would have to be won over with some speech about it all being for the future of mankind

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)

I think he means "rogue"
but "rouge" is somehow apt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)

shit yeah, i'm channelling gonz

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)

I dunno. I wouldn't bet at all against SuperMatt wearing old ladies' makeup.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)

what's he like these days? If anything shouldn't he look even more like a dangerous paedophile?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)

haven't seen him in years
I only used to run into him when I went to Christmas bashes in the Porterhouse, and I haven't done that since about errr 2008 I think
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Mixed feedback - Gonz says he's 'safe', a number of others 'creepy' - what say you?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)

I dunno, didn't pay much attention to him.
Remember, though, a room full of b3tans sets a baseline of creepy that skews other perceptions.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Who are the top current b3ta mentals, Rory?
It seems like all the proper nutters have gone.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:27, Reply)

yeah, shame about that, they were the more interesting characters
Everyone seems to be self diagnosed with crippling depression, so it has to be more than that. Franks been sectioned a couple of times so that helps. CQ has a personality disorder mixed with depression, thats good too. Gonz ent a well boy.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Aint Jan been in the looney bin a few times?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)

oh yeah. She's old skool beta at it's neediest. LOOK AT ME IM SECTIONED AND IM POSTING TO YOU ALL AND AND IM JUST OFF TO THE PUB WITH ALL MY GREAT NEW FRIENDS !!!! BET YOUR JEALOUS !!!!
1 reply in 6 hours - 'fuck off'
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Who's Jan?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)

aylia

( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)

King Zog is head and shoulders above most.
Assuming it's Gigly.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)

in which category though?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)

I'd just take the resurrected robot remains of Mandela and the surviving members of the Wu-Tang Clan
Ain't nobody starting beef when we roll out
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)

Theo..Theo..THEOBAN
Have you seen "The man with the iron fists" yet?
www.imdb.com/title/tt1258972/?ref_=sr_1

That has RZA in it.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)

I heard about it and then instantly forgot
I'll probably do the same now
What were we talking about again?
see.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)

What?
Do I know you?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Blair, Cameron, Bush, Ahmedinajed, Kim Jong-un and Piers Morgan
Then drop them into the middle of a warzone and run away.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)

what happened with the dating woman?
did you ever see her?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)

I was supposed to contact her when her busy stuff settled down
but I forgot. In my defence that was about the time my flat purchase went crazy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)

so you just saved yourself a couple of months of sex?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)

two weeks at most
I might write her and apologise explaining the situation, see what happens.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Sorry, I meant "I'm trying to establish a meaningful connection with another human being"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)

yeah yeah
men
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)

alt alt: portobello mushroom
pesto
blue cheese
caramelised onions
chillis

WIN

or

falafel
houmous
haloumi
chilli

WIN
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)