Prostate curry, anyone?
What message do you have for Ben Fogle, the fucking triplord?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:40, 81 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Message in a bottle

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)

dunno who that is, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Mark Curry's brother.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Have you seen my Stonehenge socks?, I haven't seen them about lately
Alt Q: how well do you know organolithium reactions?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)

You going to this monty?
2013.pillowfightday.com/ right up your alley.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Unfortunately I'm at LARPcon 2013 in Miami.
I've got a stall there selling elf ears and wishing staffs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Otherwise, fuckin A man. I'd be down there like a SHOT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)

I've been invited. I think my refusal was polite.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Was it 'hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahano'?
If it was it wasn't that polite
( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:50, Reply)

I said, it sounds interesting, but I think I have to keep an eye on my money this month.
But in reality I was going LOL even if it was hot I wouldn't go.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Just stare at them for slightly too long and go '....no' quietly, and walk away
They'll never ask you to do anything ever again
It's worked every time for me
oh god I'm so lonely
( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:56, Reply)

It's much worse than getting dressed up in a corset and going to see the Rocky horror show

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:56, Reply)

At least you don't ruin a perfectly good pillow.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:00, Reply)

He's a wanker who should stick his collars up his ringpiece.
In other news, I have just had a lovely nap.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)

n cr


AHAHAAHHAAHHAHA
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)

In other crews?

( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:50, Reply)

I kill you

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:50, Reply)

I was a bit tired this morning so I ended up wearing my trousers on my head.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)

I think Nakers should visit Oxford.

( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)

I'd like to meet him.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:53, Reply)

I'd like to follow him into the toilets if you know what I mean

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Haha, you bummer

( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:55, Reply)

I think I do.
CHOMP FANCIES FOGES-Y
CHOMP FANCIES FOGES-Y
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:56, Reply)

I'd like to meet you two Windy
I'm lovely in real life
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:01, Reply)

I used to live there

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Ben Fogle, when you were stuck on that island for months, did you go mad without your beloved furry porn, or did you just catch and fuck a puffin?

( Theoban What of it, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:50, Reply)

why doesn't he just go back to being Nakers?
Ben Fogle is a fucking stupid name.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:53, Reply)

I like it, but then, it was my idea so I would.
I reckon that IRL he's exactly like Ben Fogle, with his pink Hackett popped-collar shirt, mustard cords, boating shoes etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Did anyone else watch that programme about Dogging on Channel 4 last night?
I thought one part was the funniest bit of TV i'd seen for a long time, when this skinny miserably bloke was sitting between two big chubby girls and one of them goes "Yeah, I've done oral on Terry, but you know, there's not that much we can do with his cock because it's quite small".
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:58, Reply)

I haven't seen it but my boss was saying it was hilarious this morning.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Then all three of them went into the woods a pulled the guys trousers down but he couldn't get a hard on
so the two birds start playing with each others tits and another guy just turns up and starts joining in and Terry goes "I'm ... I'm not comfortable with this ... can we go home please?"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Sounds HOT

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:03, Reply)

THe saddest bit was the woman with obviously fake breasts talking about how much anorexia fucks you up
And the woman who went dogging to take her mind off having to care for her mentally disabled children.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:05, Reply)

That's even hotter.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:08, Reply)

No, Terry, I didn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Well we know this isn't true, Al isn't skinny

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:01, Reply)

He thinks he is, bless 'im.
*does 'cuckoo' gesture*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Great thread monty. I'm going for a fag.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:11, Reply)

THAT ALSO MEANS 'GAY'!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:12, Reply)

Thing is deep down I'm highly respected and greatly loved
so no one wants to be rude
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:17, Reply)

this is your sort of outing I bet
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-22039564
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:19, Reply)

I like the woman in the first picture whos got a cyborg eye implanted into the center of her skull.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:21, Reply)

you would

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:21, Reply)

She reminds me of my first crush. Davros.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:22, Reply)

did he run you over?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:24, Reply)

The best thing I can say about you nakkers is that you do keep trying to be funny.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:28, Reply)

i'm the best one here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:30, Reply)

I prefer Ascot tbh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:21, Reply)

I bet you do
www.google.co.uk/search?q=ascot+trainers&hl=en&noj=1&source=univ&tbm=shop&tbo=u&sa=X&ei=ju5eUYGaN87J0AXy3oHwBw&ved=0CFIQsxg&biw=1429&bih=923
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:33, Reply)

oh man those are sweeeeeet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:36, Reply)

Dope kicks, my nigga.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:38, Reply)

(that means 'good sports shoes, friend')

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:38, Reply)

You don't have to tell me that, I'm best mates with Ice T.
In fact, I should be telling you that.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:42, Reply)

I like this new concept

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Becasue of this friendship, my "ride" is the "pimpest"

( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:49, Reply)

It looks right up my street and no mistake.

( Kroney, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:38, Reply)

I'm sorry about this thread. Truly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Fuck this I'm fucking off home
Laters shitlords!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:36, Reply)

I'm off WHISKEEEEY TASTING in 20 minutes AND COUNTING

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:39, Reply)

do you have to spit, or can you swallow?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:55, Reply)

Hey hey
I have returned
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:42, Reply)

i'm leaving

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:43, Reply)

You would walk in through the out door

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:44, Reply)

Led Zeppelolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:46, Reply)

oh man I missed some radio 4 chat in the last thread
I love a bit of toksvig
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:49, Reply)

soz Gluey the conversation's moved on now, yeah?
Can't you see that?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:54, Reply)

I'm in the pub.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 16:57, Reply)

Latest on North Korea missile launch

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:00, Reply)

thanks 4chan

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:18, Reply)

I never feel comfortable in the pub on my tod, I don't really see the enjoyment of it, but many people do.
Do you just chat to the barman/regulars and make friends? Do you quiety read the paper?

Not bein' funny, serious question, open to the floor... I reckon i'd quite like a place that I could fuck off too when I fancy a change of scenery.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:04, Reply)

Ovbously if I drank too, i'd get more out of it. But I feel the same about resturants.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:04, Reply)

han solo down the pub is shit, you could always bring a book or a tablet or whatever, but it would still be shit. Propping up the bar asking strangers diabolically shit questions in an effort to not feel so alone in the world is even shitter

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:12, Reply)

Christ. Can't think of anything worse than trying to start random conversations with randoms.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:15, Reply)

I know a bloke who props up a bar in Rathgar in Dublin from the moment it opens to the minute it shuts reading papers and stuff
fair do's he's retired, but he must be bored out of his brains to do that every fucking day
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:17, Reply)

That's quite sad. Probably no family or anything.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:21, Reply)

I wouldn't go out to eat in a restaurant on my own, other than grabbing a quick bacon sandwich on my way to the office.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:16, Reply)

Depends. Sometimes I play around on my iPad or read. Sometimes I meet up with people.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:10, Reply)

Wouldn't you prefer to do your ipad/reading though at home? I don't mean the socializing, can totally see the benfits of a pub for that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:13, Reply)

I like to have a change of scenery.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 17:14, Reply)

Is it the same pub most of the time?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 18:04, Reply)

About 60% of the time.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 19:33, Reply)