Morning!
How did your weekend go? According to plan?

My shed party was awesome, I can thoroughly recommend Samurai Cop to anyone, its has it all. Great plot, awesome acting, good characters. It should have won many awards.

Alt :
Should pictures be allowed on OT




Personally I don't care much as I have a fast connection speed and a boss who isn't a cunt.
( Peej, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:22, 72 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

of course they should
If you don't want a bollocking for skiving/ breaching internet use policy etc, then don't do it in the first place.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:26, Reply)

See now, I too avoid getting into trouble for looking at inappropriate material at work by doing some work, rather than dick about on the internet.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:27, Reply)

you terrible troll bully troll
Poor Psychochomp :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:28, Reply)

This needs a 'every one should be allowed to post pictures apart from Brayndedd' option.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:26, Reply)

We should have a day of nothing but picture posting.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:27, Reply)

But ONLY when BD's had his image facility confiscated.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:30, Reply)

srsly
I'll book a day off work especially, let me know when you're free xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:38, Reply)

My weekend was good
Did you manage to get your leg over with the wife?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:26, Reply)

^ creepy perv ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:29, Reply)

^ TWAT ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:46, Reply)

right, asking someone if they had sex this weekend isn't creepy.
No sirree Bob.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Why? why? why? Ohhhhhh wait I know
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1925553
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:59, Reply)

well somebody clearly didn't have any sex with a girl this weekend

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:31, Reply)

No
But thanks for asking
( Peej, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:36, Reply)

I watched the Vincent Price starring The Pit and the Pendulum
It's been a while since I read the book but I'm pretty sure it bore very little resemblance to it. I prefer the one with Lance Henriksen. Might watch The Masque of the Red Death tonight, that film scared me silly when I saw it as a young un.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:44, Reply)

Yeah that The Pit and the Pendulum is a great actor,
and that classic film Vincent Price is the perfect vehicle to show his range.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Smeg off Rimmsy

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:50, Reply)

alright Bill Clay ITIIYRN
Did you have sex this weekend?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:52, Reply)

Pervception
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1925702
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Best weekend evoire. It went better than I could possibly have planned, thanks.
I've got to get some pyjamas for my nipper now. And a copy of Samurai Cop.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:45, Reply)

That fucking fantastic news!
Samurai Cop is fucking awful but it genuinely falls in to the so bad its good category. As always, I can send you over a copy.
( Peej, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)

Please do, I love that shit.
Yep, meeting was a ten minutes of WIN. The conditions which have been a sticking point for over a year are.....have I got a carbon monoxide alarm and if not would i mind if she bought me one.

Seriously that was it. The fucking nutjob.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:50, Reply)

So you don't care that your daughter might die of carbon monoxide poisoning?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Yes Al, that's pretty much exactly right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:55, Reply)

You're a terrible person
and it's totally understandable that she won't let your daughter near your hazardous DEATH TRAP of a dwelling.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:00, Reply)

I actually die in it myself every few nights, it's a frightful place.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:02, Reply)

I heard lusty dies everytime she walks into the bedroom and sees that you have "that look" in your eyes again.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:04, Reply)

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:42, Reply)

Brilliant, my brother has epilepsy which they think was caused by Carbon Monoxide poisoning
Which happened when he was at an agreed overnight stay with our father. so you best get two to be sure!

Seriously though, thats fucking wonderful news
( Peej, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:56, Reply)

HE CHOKED ON A SOCK!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:57, Reply)

He never get tired of that joke.
Poor fucker, he's 7 years younger than me so gets a fair bit of ribbing. Water off a duck back though, he doesn't seem to mind when I refer to them as spaz fits.
( Peej, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Hi Monty
Did you have sex this weekend?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:50, Reply)

etc
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1925685
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Sorry to hear about all the whisky you tasted tasting the same, and tasting like antiseptic excrement.
But srsly, it was whisky, what did you expect?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:59, Reply)

EXACTLY.
Luckily I had two litres of Pepsi Max with which to drown out the taste.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Rola Cola is the preferree mixer, you pleb.
Failing that, Panda Pops.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Oh right, soz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Top stuff!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Picking her up 10am Thurs, handing her lifeless body back to her mum 6pm Fri.
BIG TINGS 'AGWAN.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:55, Reply)

I'll be in the Shakespear with Shitmod and Jeff drinking to this wonderful news
Well except for shitmod, she's driving or something.
( Peej, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Cheers man

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:02, Reply)

I thought you were up on the 19th.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Correct
I have my weeks wrong, Meth is a hell of a drug
( Peej, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Me and a mate got through 10 bottles of spitfire, 2 bottles of red and a 1lt of gin on staurday night
I mainly slept of the sofa with the lights on
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Lightweight

( Peej, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:57, Reply)

pffft

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:00, Reply)

gangsta

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 8:59, Reply)

needs an option for "yes, but not on the front page"
I rckon this would win.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:03, Reply)

the problem with the pictures isn't that people are posting pictures
it's that most of them are SHIT PICTURES. fact.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:04, Reply)

how was weekend working?
I hope you got double time and have negotiated 2 days in lieu? otherwise you should strike
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)

AND flexi-time
naturally
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)

alright psychochomp

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)

That's Captain PsychoChomp to you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:09, Reply)

captain of industry?
haha
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Captain Placid

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:10, Reply)

needs moar twanging

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:13, Reply)

you should post whatever you like.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:09, Reply)

i'm goona post you a bot dog

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:10, Reply)

weekend was really heavy going.
Lots of working very little sleep. Although last night we had a huge 18th birthday party in the upstairs bar, I confiscated enough contraband booze, and enough weed to keep me going for a bit.
Today is the day of reckoning, my boss returns from holiday and we'll see how he reacts and how many heads roll.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:13, Reply)

You're safe though aren't you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:16, Reply)

VEY KARNT PROOVE NUFFINK

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:18, Reply)

oh yeah,
I'm sure to get a bollocking for something because he'll be on a rampage, but I'm clean when it comes to the big event. And he can't risk pissing me off too much, as I'm holding the pub, if I decide I can't help anymore, he's a bit fucked.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:22, Reply)

samurai sword lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:18, Reply)

alright boycey bo boo.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Fuck yes!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Weekend was sadly lacking in massive drugs
Big family gathering dahn saaarf. Very pleasant evening and no massive arguments for a change.

Morning all.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:26, Reply)

you came south and didn't call?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Well, I was going to, old boy
But then I remembered that I don't know where you live, or your telephone number, or your email address, or your full name to look you up on FB, and also that you're a bent spastic.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Yes and no.
Went out for a birthday on Saturday evening in town and that was a lot of fun. Laughed at a couple of guys trying to pick up girls whilst wearing a pair of Games Workshop tshirts.

Sunday I spent hungover and dying. Also, I have done my big toe in.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:28, Reply)

cut it off

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)

woah woah, ringof fyre just posted about breaking his big toe on qotw
this is some cloud atlas shit right here
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:40, Reply)

ohlolololol
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2305358/Vodafone-Kevin-Waldrum-runs-91-184-phone-calling-daytime-chat-line-alleviate-loneliness.html?ITO=socialnet-facebook-dailymail
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:47, Reply)