Do you now see why I call him Ben Fogle?
PS excellent withering putdown here, WP
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:41, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

he really is a Ben Fogle, I see that now.
The problem is that these fashion things that come around, people just sort of latch on to them thanks to photos of the pretty boys or girls in magazines at the forefront of these fashion ventures, I see those same stuck up dick heads pissed up and acting the cunt, the arrogance the attitude, the posturing and peacocking the rudeness and i just think, why would you want to be associated with the uniform of these spoiled, rude, stuck up wank sacks?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Maye you would if you you were one already?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Good job Monty doesn't have a pair of those ridiculous carrot cut jeans, then.

( Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Two pairs, knit-boy - two pairs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:00, Reply)

does he?
Lol.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:00, Reply)

So he claims. I'm yet to see him wearing them, though.
This indicates to me that he's secretly ashamed of them.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:02, Reply)

I had no idea there was a word for that

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)

I might change my nmae

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)

might be for the best.
Maybe have a look at your wardrobe at home and have a think about how much of it to burn?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:01, Reply)

does thatn include my pink trousers?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)

you do what you like,
But my instant reaction to a man in pink troos is "oh look, another prick, I wonder if this one is a punchy one, or one that likes to vomit in the planters in the garden"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:05, Reply)

I can promise you I ma neither of those people
but i do know of the type you speak about
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:06, Reply)

I have thought about a dress code for the pub that is just "no red, pink or salmon trousers"

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)

what about pants?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:11, Reply)

This sounds like "hate crime" to me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:12, Reply)

I had the misfortune to be in Liverpool on Saturday
I have never seen so many tossers in tweed jackets and knickerbockers in my life, it was like a Fast Show sketch.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:13, Reply)

i like tweed...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Tweed is excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)

No problems with tweed here either.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)

berwick upon tweed is shit

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I disagree.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Oh no hang on, it's shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)

sorry I can't understand your awful scotglish accent

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)

but why are the scise wearing it?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Grand National innit
bunch of tossers in tweed and flat caps, plus a load of over-dressed Oompa-Loompas.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)

Welcome to the cause Comrade.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:01, Reply)

I'll do what I can.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)

start by refusing to serve any gunt in red trousers.
then free drinks for anyone with a mohawk.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:11, Reply)

but mohawk wearers are in the same needy camp as red trouserers

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)

nah, just as needy but different camp.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)

What about a red trouser wearing person with a mohawk?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)