I'm just going to get drunk Monty,
I'm not going to sort the cellar out for tomorrow, I'm not going to do any paperwork, I'm not going to tidy my office, I'm just going to sit at the bar and drink.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:39, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I also want to do that :(

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Have a cocktail - you should have a CORPSE REVIVER!!!!
And get DEAD drunk!!! Maybe have some full-BODIED wine?!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Problem with those wines is that they can be a little crisp, too much of a hint of ash, know what I mean?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:42, Reply)

OK what about a DIE white?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)

these are good, and I've clicked them to show my appreciation, but i'm exhausted,
i think i might be having one of those stress break downs. Where is one of you lot with all the head meds? I'd like some of those.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Ah you'll be alright.
Just don't kill anyone else for a bit and it'll blow over.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)

WP killed someone?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Jessie.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:51, Reply)

WP is Kenny?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Careless words cost lives Sporters.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Only in Oxford

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)

SHHHHHHHHHH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:51, Reply)

sorry
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)

You work in a pub sir
Head meds are all about you

STAY NOT ABOUT FROM THE HEAD MEDS
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)

You know my advice on these matters.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Is it 'fuck a horse'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)

It wasn't, but that might work as well...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Whenever I feel a bit down I just pack a bag and head off to the New Forest.
Clean air, beautiful woodland....

...and I can assure you that when they say New Forest Ponies are 'wild' dear God they mean it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:51, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWg4dnXCpt8
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Thanks for that Dozer

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Yeah, it's more his sort of thing really.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)

aka 'shit'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:08, Reply)

yeah, I'm going back to my "Chillstep mix"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:10, Reply)

I prefer break-house-core myself.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)

I do quite like Nick Cave.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)

longfacelols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Me too mate, me too..... =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Getting shit done the Ollie Reed way.

( Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:41, Reply)

This way sorts out most problems*
* apart from liver failure
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Depends whether you consider 'living' and 'breathing' to be problems.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)

This would entirely depend on the amount of head meds imbibed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)