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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So, Chompy's doomed to spend the rest of his life throwing good money after bad, paying off one of Mr Greenberg's 80 mortgages whilst slipping ever closer to terminal liver failure brought on by unhygienic blue striped homebrew bottles.
What else is LOL?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:23, 297 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
:(
I don't have any stripes on my homebrew bottles :(
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:25, Reply)
One thing I don't understand about the rental market is....
In London it's pretty standard for rent to include all bills but it's not at all here. That's strange isn't it?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:27, Reply)
I rented for about ten years and never once had the bills included.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Oh right.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)
If you rent a room rather than a flat then I suppose it might be more likely

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:29, Reply)
That must be it.
I was in the pub with some london people and they were all "omg your rent is so cheap" but when you took into account they had their bills included it wasn't that much different a month. £200 ish.
But I think they were all shared houses.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:30, Reply)
a dead give away is when their face is covered in scabies

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:31, Reply)
They were all Tweed and indoor scarves
Typical london cunts.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:33, Reply)
It seems there is quite a lot you don't understand about the rental market.
Do you want Dozer to explain it to you?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:29, Reply)
I think we all do.
Oh, wait, no, the other thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:30, Reply)
he works in the financial services sector, so can probably teach chomy a thing or three

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:30, Reply)
I'm the head of the bank of England.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:31, Reply)
that isn't very impressive compared to an fsa position in Leeds, which is booming at the moment
or York which is also booming
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Aberdeen has a very strong financial services sector, I hear.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:36, Reply)
:( i'm so ignorant of these things

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)
is manchester booming?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:37, Reply)
No, it's shit and has been for the past five years. Clearly Leeds and York have moved to a different dimension, when I wasn't looking

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:38, Reply)
NOT SINCE 1996!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)
This is a witty post.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:51, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1928347
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)
AND HIGHLY TOPICAL!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)
FCA not the defunct FSA
god you're such a moronic prick.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:38, Reply)
i'll just go sit in this corner with my dunces hat

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:40, Reply)
No that isn't standard in London either.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Londons standard is exclusive of bills

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Not found many bills being included in my five months of looking.
You must be pretty lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Alright, alright, no need to make a song and dance aGOUT it

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:31, Reply)
That's not funny.
You know I can't dance :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Nice one 'Phil Collins'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:31, Reply)
I think's it's standard practice for ANDREW MARR!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Salted goutnuts!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)
YES!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Gout.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:25, Reply)

i.imgur.com/DfCGv.gif

IT FELL OVER!
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:27, Reply)
OH MAN!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Lolz

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)
HAHA CATS!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:29, Reply)

i.imgur.com/c7IIwOs.gif

IT FELL OVER!
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)

i.imgur.com/gvrlHci.gif

etc
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)

i.imgur.com/0W2myIz.gif
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)
I love the sarcastic way the board follows him down the slope.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:05, Reply)
I love the way he hurts himself doing something stupid

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Ceeeeeeelebrate gout times, come on.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Gout save the queen

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:29, Reply)
I like this
i.imgur.com/DftsNYa.gif"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:32, Reply)


(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Thatcher's still dead

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:32, Reply)
D*rth F*xtrot's mum and C*mrade Qu*xote's bizarre flirting appearing in my F*ceb*ok feed.
NB: I know some of you don't like RL secrets being outed on here, but I think I've kept this fairly anonymous.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:33, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Oh this is GOLD, GOLD I TELL YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:35, Reply)
The YM opportunities are endless

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Yeah you wish you had a f*cebo*k pr*file now, don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:36, Reply)
N*t re*lly.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Just noticed I blanked out a different letter this time.
I hope no one deciphers my code.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Hopefully none of my Bletchley Park niggaz be all up in this piece right about now

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)
CQ's got a 'thing' for banging older ladies, or gilf if you will

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:36, Reply)
and by 'thing' I mean fucking desperation

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:36, Reply)
He certainly will IF YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING AND I THINK YOU DO

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:37, Reply)
IM READING YOU LOUD AND CLEAR HOMBRE

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:37, Reply)
JUST SO WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE, ARE WE SAYING DARTH'S MUM HAS A ROTTEN FANNY OR CQ HAS A SPECIAL GILF FUCKING POLE?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Wait, so CQ is DF's dad?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:37, Reply)
NO - THAT'S THE POINT!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)
I'm just going to get drunk Monty,
I'm not going to sort the cellar out for tomorrow, I'm not going to do any paperwork, I'm not going to tidy my office, I'm just going to sit at the bar and drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)
I also want to do that :(

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Have a cocktail - you should have a CORPSE REVIVER!!!!
And get DEAD drunk!!! Maybe have some full-BODIED wine?!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Problem with those wines is that they can be a little crisp, too much of a hint of ash, know what I mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:42, Reply)
OK what about a DIE white?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)
these are good, and I've clicked them to show my appreciation, but i'm exhausted,
i think i might be having one of those stress break downs. Where is one of you lot with all the head meds? I'd like some of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Ah you'll be alright.
Just don't kill anyone else for a bit and it'll blow over.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)
WP killed someone?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Jessie.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:51, Reply)
WP is Kenny?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Careless words cost lives Sporters.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Only in Oxford

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)
SHHHHHHHHHH

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:51, Reply)

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)
You work in a pub sir
Head meds are all about you

STAY NOT ABOUT FROM THE HEAD MEDS
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)
You know my advice on these matters.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Is it 'fuck a horse'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)
It wasn't, but that might work as well...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Whenever I feel a bit down I just pack a bag and head off to the New Forest.
Clean air, beautiful woodland....

...and I can assure you that when they say New Forest Ponies are 'wild' dear God they mean it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:51, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWg4dnXCpt8
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Thanks for that Dozer

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Yeah, it's more his sort of thing really.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)
aka 'shit'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:08, Reply)
yeah, I'm going back to my "Chillstep mix"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:10, Reply)
I prefer break-house-core myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)
I do quite like Nick Cave.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)
longfacelols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Me too mate, me too..... =(

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Getting shit done the Ollie Reed way.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:41, Reply)
This way sorts out most problems*
* apart from liver failure
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Depends whether you consider 'living' and 'breathing' to be problems.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)
This would entirely depend on the amount of head meds imbibed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Can you believe DF's mum is a slag who wants to gobble off Foggsy in the bogs of the Dev?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:54, Reply)
O_O

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1928367
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)
I can - she looks proper dirty

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)
I don't know about DF
but this is the sort of thing I'd like to keep quiet, if I were him.

That was why Tangles put it in code, you prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)
This is nearly as bad as the revelations about swipe and piston_broke.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)
I think that's fair game since he put it in the public domain by writing a stand-up act about it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)
so how many OT folk have snogged/shagged/bred?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:00, Reply)
I bummed you only last night, you fucking bitch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:01, Reply)
I wondered why my poop cute stung this morning!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Whatever it might be, I bet it's not cute.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:11, Reply)
oh yeah...
shoot
chute

that's the one
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)
This man knows his shit.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:17, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Too many.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:01, Reply)
is this why B4shing has become so popular?
so maybe, just once a year you can all get a small salty reminder of what human contact feels like?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Battered can't remember any of the people he has met :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:10, Reply)
It's very hard to tell people apart by their knees

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Except yours cos they're the only ones with nipples in front

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Hahahah!
fair cop, guv.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:14, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Yeah she'd deffo need those - Wilf's hung like a dormouse according to BGB

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)
HA HA HA HA HA

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Oh someone I went to University with is thinking about getting married at Chessingtons world of adventure.
Judge them below:
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)
A work colleague of a friend of mine had an annual pass to Paulton's Park
in spite of having NO children of his own
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Cooome ON come ON, come ON COME ON etc

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Yeah....that's not right, is it.

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Not one bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Seriously?
Not only is getting married at a theme park hideously tacky, but Chessington is fucking, fucking shit.¬
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:14, Reply)
He should get married at longleat...
in the lion enclosure
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:14, Reply)
I once did a poo at Paul's.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Poor Gonz.
Terrible abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Personally I don't think it's right that severley retarded people should be allowed to marry.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:15, Reply)
*severely

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Yes, them.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)
It doesn't look that different from most standard hotel wedding packages:
www.holidayinnchessington.co.uk/downloads/wedding-brochure-2011.pdf
Apart from the zebras, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:15, Reply)
They've got two kids and the both love Zoos.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)
are the kids actually a pair of chihauhau?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:41, Reply)
I was quite tempted by Longleat.
They have weddings in their Orangery, which was very pretty. In the end it was stupidly expensive for what it was, so we chucked the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)
everyone was well jel of westons rego office anyway
cheap and cheerful, why is it fat people are always so jolly?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Registry Office?
How very dare you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)
some of em are posh like the marlyebone one

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Chelsea Town Hall ent bad either

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)
AND COVENTRY'S IS NICE!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:23, Reply)
i bet it's got a peeling paint scheme to liven it up yeah ??!!?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)
You get the most wonderful view of the sky through the bomb hole

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)
also I said posh and cunt tries to shoehorn coventry in, tsk

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)
what a fucken prick

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)
I SAID IT WAS NICE I DIDNT SAY IT WERE POSH

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)
oh do jog on with your 'Coventry' no ones flaming interested
not even your boyfriends Placid and Pooflake
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)
You'll see - I'll put COVENTRY BASH on the calendar and they'll all come flocking to see our beautiful Registrar's Office

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)
It's really nice!
Been to a few weddings there.
Covbash would be a great idea!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Well, Weston's is shit.
Plus, it's where mr b3th married his first wife.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)
I'd even stretch that and say the Islington one passes muster

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:23, Reply)
I used to live almost exactly opposite there
This was in the days when Arsenal used to win things a lot. It became hugely tiresome.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)
why can't they celebrate in their awful chav homes rather than spilling onto the street like a wave of nylon clad excrement?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Ha, I'm just by Holloway Road tube alot these days; I must it's simply 'brill' on match day

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I went to Winchester, it was shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)
What, the town hall?
It's frightful. It's like Linton Travel Tavern inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:26, Reply)
on a sort of massive roundabout/one way gyratory

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I went to a wedding at Kew gardens that was great

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Being the skinflint chav prick that I am
I got married in a shopping mall in Florida.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Stupid question
wouldn't it have been cheaper to get married in the UK?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Don't get me wrong...we didn't get married there BECAUSE it was cheaper...it just worked out that way
Including the flights and accomodation, it worked out cheaper than what we were originally planning.
The real reason was because we were sick of the 'help and advice' we were getting from others....so we ran away.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Fair comment, we were very tempted to elope to barcelona

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Ah, that would've been nice

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)
I got married here
www.grandhotel-uk.com/
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)
can't they afford diggerworld or something?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Just had to go out for a fire alarm.
Hobbling down stairs is fun. Nearly as fun as hobbling back up them again.

I've hurt my foot, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:14, Reply)
haha, cripple

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:15, Reply)
It's more the exposure to sunlight that bothers you though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)
You poor thing.
Did I mention I have a cold?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Aren't you meant to stay in the designated cripple box now?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)
George Osborn had already taken it
double seat please!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:23, Reply)
oh HO!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:26, Reply)
I'm going to see if I can wangle a blue badge and park on the dual carriageway.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Yeh! I might struggle to pay a mortgage because I didn't bother with getting on the ladder
and bought a 4 bedroom as my first home, but at least I have a massive shed, loads of homebrew stuff and I'm not flushing my money down to bog!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)
you won't be saying that when you're out on your ear and the missus has moved in a fancy man !!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:23, Reply)
unless she's piled on the weight since the photo she looks a right goer and all

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:26, Reply)
All speculation of course, since poor old PJ hasn't a scooby.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)
But his second wife will be able to say she's married a man with no mortgage.
You know, the twenty year old he marries when he's sixty and near death's door.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:26, Reply)
If I was 60 with no mortagage
I can think of nothing better than sticking all my cash down some 20 year olds knickers
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:53, Reply)
So here's my prediction for korea war 2, world war 3 or whatever it'll be called
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-22082309

North do a missile test.
South or Japan or US shoot it down.
North retaliate by firing at Islands, or demilitarized zone
South and US air strikes
Movement of nuclear material
War
China closes it's border with the North.
Lots of people die, shaky peace for another decade and the same again.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)
There won't be a war.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Course there will.
Some people have itchy trigger fingers.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)
No there won't. It's all just posturing.
They know perfectly well China won't back them up. They might look crazy, but I doubt they're suicidal.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)
It's posturing yes.
but posturing happens before every war. It might come to nothing but there's nothing to say that the North don't believe what they're saying.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:33, Reply)
well we're out so reach so fuck em

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)
THey make a lot of shiny shiny gadgets in south korea.
We might have to pay more for TVs :(
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)
we'll be ok, we've both got new ones!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)
No, No we aint out of reach

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)
yeah we are

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)
If they can reach the US which is 3600miles
We are only 3400miles, I think thats what it said the other day
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)
I don't imagine, despite our posturing, that we're important enough to be a target.
Not that they can even seem to get a rocket in the air so far, let alone four thousand miles.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)
I have seen their nuke programme

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Yes, there is. China have openly said
"Start a war and you're on your own, lads".

There's no way at all NK will attack SK knowing full well the US will steam in immediately and they'll have no help at all. None.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:38, Reply)
The US will not steam in immediately.
THere's no way in hell any country could do a proper land invasion to North Korea except the South, and they'd need to go to a Total war footing which I don't think they're willing to do.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:41, Reply)
And there's only so much a air campaign can do.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)
It could take out any significant military capabilities they have.
In fact, isn't the reason North Korea is doing all this because the US has sent a few spy planes over to see which bits they would need to take out, if necessary?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)
The logic of getting angry because you're being spied on
and then getting all your military out to have a good old sabre rattle, showing the world exactly what you've got and where, escapes me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:51, Reply)
They're not exactly known for their common sense though.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:53, Reply)
No, they're doing it because the UN imposed the harshest sanctions yet.
And the South and the US are doing military manovers near their borders.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Military manovers sound well gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:54, Reply)
If only the US had naval and airforce bases strewn around the Indian Ocean.
If only they thought to land their troops in South Korea. It'd be SK's military supported by the UN. It's unlikely the US would go in unilaterally, I'll admit, but they wouldn't have to worry about it for this one. There's not a country on Earth that wouldn't be happier without the Kims in control of NK.

The only thing historically that has stopped the US stamping out NK is China. That protection is no longer there. Is was China and the USSR that brought the last Korean war to a standstill and there's no support there anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)
I bet the US feel silly now.........Ohhhhh wait I see what you did there

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:47, Reply)
1 million man trained army.
That wasn't there in the first war.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Yeah, pretty scary for the guys on the ground.
But then the guys on the ground will be supported by the rest of the world including airforces. I wonder what sort of a hole a few daisy cutters will make in a wall of a million men.

They'd have to be suicidal. There's no way they could win.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:53, Reply)
They don't stand in one place.
They're spread out in dense rainforrest. To put it in context it's three times the size of the Iraqi army at the time of the Iraq war, and better equipped. They have 1600ish Military aircraft. And enough artillary already pointed at Seoul to drop 5000 rounds an hour.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Poor Seoul. They still wouldn't win. You must know this.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)
They could win, all they have to do is make it more costly than America/UN/NATO are willing to accept.
It's what happened in Vietnam.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Well yes, they could force a stalemate. That is what happened last time, after all. With Chinese help.
Incidentally, last time there were 1.6 million men on the NK side of the war compared to 0.9 on ours. All I'm saying is the numbers sound scary, but the reality doesn't necessarily match up.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:08, Reply)
They might have 1600 aircraft but there are almost all 40+ years old
A couple of squadrons of MiG-29s that the pilots are barely allowed to fly in due to fuel restrictions.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:37, Reply)
This is like that time travel kill hitler shit.
Go, chompy, go take your sniper riffal to North Korea. YOU CAN STOP THE THIRD WORLD WAR BEFORE IT HAPPENS.... GO, NOW, TAKE HEED MY FRIEND, MAY GOD BE WITH YOU.

I'll look after the misses.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:38, Reply)
The UN are rubbish mods though.
So there probably will be, but it'll be declared illegal again. And America will be all like 'Yeah, don't care, soz', and we'll have to say 'Sorry Europe, America are mental. Can we come back and be in your gang again?', and Europe will be all 'Yeah, fuck off, losers.'
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)
It some ways it might be a good thing, if we crippled them enough, maybe the regime would have to change and the country would be free
this may be ideological...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)
I dunno, what's lolsome right now?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)
I'll tell you what....
SURPRISE PATRICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)
I like that

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)
I also liked that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)
me too

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)
*like high-five orgy*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)
My new mission is to seduce everyone on here's mum on Facebook
This will be very LOL
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:33, Reply)
stay about from my mum !

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)
seriously though you're a sick fuck
how many hips have you broken ?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Start with AA

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)
I'm starting with Tangles.
to be fair neither of the 2 females with his surname on his friend list look old enough so they are likely sisters or something, but I sent friend requests anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Only one is my sister.
The other is the lovely Mrs Tangle.
I doubt if either of them will want to sleep with you.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:46, Reply)
this is because you've never met me

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)
I've met both of them though.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)
I'll distract all the dads

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)
They might be a bit young for you
but the help is appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:38, Reply)
seriously who's mum is even on facebook?
is that not wierd? I think that's wierd.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Mine is.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Mine is too.
Not that she ever uses it. My dad does, though. It's probably why DJTP left facebook.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)
He really doesn't like his family being on the same internet as him, does he?
What has he got to hide?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:51, Reply)
I dread to think.
Perhaps he's killed Roota and doesn't want us to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:56, Reply)
yeah but she's a 7th level Witch Queen on World of Warcraft

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Mine is, but I'm not friends with her
Imagine that!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I turned down a request from my dad.
I'm not sure if my mum is on there.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)
at least he was polite enough to ask rather than just dunking it in nutella and forcing it in

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:44, Reply)
I've only been back on FB for a couple of months and I'm fed up with it already
This'll be my third profile abandoment in 5 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)
I no longer accept family members as friends and block the updates of any dull people.
That seems to work for me.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Funnily enough, I started blocking the updates I didn't care for
and realised that I've almost run out of people that don't annoy the shit out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Shortly after I became FB friends with wanderlust
she sent me a cartoon of a man murdering another man with a frozen turd and then fucking the stab wound with a "saw this and thought of you" message.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Haha
I like lusty.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)
She's a treat.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)
She does a lot of work with the disadvantaged.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:05, Reply)
My enjoyment has been greatly enhanced by blocking the updates of anyone who posts 'inspirational' pictures
They get unfriended for unicorns or native americans
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:00, Reply)
They're the ones most likely to have an amusing breakdown online though.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)
True
There's been a whole load of flouncing, returning, cryptic status updates etc. I told one guy to MTFU when he posted 'Everything's on my mind'.
Like what? The fall in the price of melon in Guatemala? The ambuguity of the evidence for the Higgs Boson? If you want to say something -fucking say it. Statuses as above are for girls.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Not that many it seems
lots of wives, sisters etc though...
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Start with Montys
He's got a spare one
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Here's something for Gonz:
www.surrogatetherapy.org/what-is-surrogate-partner-therapy/
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Isn't it just called 'prostitution'?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)
But he might be able to get it on the NHS

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)
I saw a programme about virgins on telly with those
as part of it I saw a fat man swimming breaststroke, and on every stroke he shouted FANNIES, TITS, WILLIES etc
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)
There was a backlash to that.
Someone found out he wasn't actually a virgin, but was an actor. Then the company had to backtrack and say the cases they featured were representative or something.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:46, Reply)
you what?
They hired a guy to pretend to be a virgin with tourettes? I mean, that's low isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:51, Reply)
I feel a bit cheated out of the wank I had over that programme now :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:53, Reply)
There's no such thing as a bad wank.
Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Oh of course not.
I mean, even if you get caught you're still going to finish off.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:59, Reply)
I think it's probably easier for a woman to pull up short than it is for a man.
Once you get distracted it's very hard to catch up again.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Yeah well you lot are used to not finishing, aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:04, Reply)
I just find it incredibly lazy,
i could wander round the town centre here and pick out enough amsuingly tragic people to make a TV show out of, and these meeja types in london are so lazy they get someone to pretend to be a pathetic life waste?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Or just log on here.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:58, Reply)
THIS MAN GETS IT !!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:00, Reply)
I was in M&S earlier today
and they were having some kind of publicity photos taken or something. They asked me if I would mind having my photo taken while I was buying something, as they needed some pictures of customers.

As you can imagine, I said no.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:00, Reply)
why?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)
They were S&M photos

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Why the publicity photos?
Probably having a website redesign, or doing new catalogues or something.

Why did I say no?
because I feel (and look) like shit today.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:04, Reply)
maybe they wanted you for the before shot.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:08, Reply)
heh heh heh

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:16, Reply)
If the fat swimming wanker scored with the prozzy on C4's books, then i'd say he's a winner.
He aint' gettin' laid any other way.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:59, Reply)
yeah, but how good a lay would it have to be
for you to not care about being an object of ridicule on national TV?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:06, Reply)
All I know is, i've been rediculed on TV, and all my lays have been average at best.
So I'm probably not the best to answer that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:09, Reply)
when you say all, does that mean two ?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:12, Reply)
also where does Pickle Fairy come in this Pantheon of lays ?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:13, Reply)
His left hand and his right hand.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Depends on if you count her staying over 'till the next morning or running out the house crying and you finishing yourself off.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Following the Gonz love diaries, there were some enormous hippocrocobeast in Cyprus and Pickle Fairy, and then the trail of semen runs cold
fess up, no others?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:16, Reply)
You seem to be taking a worrying amount of interest in Gonz's love life.
I know you've lost Cavy, but surely there are other people to move on to?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:17, Reply)
he's always moaning about his lack of poon, ID LIKE TO KNOW SOME DETAILS IF THATS OK BY YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:21, Reply)
I don't reckon I complain about it that much.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:23, Reply)
C'mon now, why spoil a good bit of story for the sake of nonfictional gossip?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:22, Reply)
I don't know what this means, but I'll infer that it's two not out at this stage

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:24, Reply)
There's been more than two

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:26, Reply)
and less than four?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:28, Reply)
I watched that programme.
Had I known that, I probably wouldnt have found it quite so funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:58, Reply)
What lead you to find that?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:53, Reply)
He ran out of prossies in Poland
and wanted to find an alternative source.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Bloody Polish coming over here using our NHS to lose their viginity

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:56, Reply)
The subject was mentioned in Dan Savage's column.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:07, Reply)
That seems to be a clever shiny way of being a pimp, hiring out your whores and getting the client to pay you direct

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:59, Reply)
It's also a sneaky way for old, unattractive blokes to get their leg over
by pretending to care about 'helping' female first timers, who - let's face it - aren't going to know whether they're getting a good deal or not.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)
oh Mr B3th :((

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:04, Reply)
I've done an image for the Thatcher image challenge, I don't know why.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:05, Reply)
are you going to link it?
or do i have to go to the other board and look for myself?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:08, Reply)
I don't know why you are telling us...
oh no wait, yeah i do. you want us to go and look at it and vote for you to try and give an ounce of meaning to your pointless polish existence.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Haha I'm voting for this though.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:11, Reply)
The one time you do an original image
and you don't feel the need to flood our board with it.
Oh, the kilospoons.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:09, Reply)
quite
polski picture prick
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Hipster prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:10, Reply)
at least you didn't go to a poly like Ben did

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:10, Reply)

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